Don't panic.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Well played.
Prick.


BTW - I had a look. You need to add more content. The more content and the more backlinks the more views. You could chose a less boring web template too.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:53, Reply)

first one I've done.
What sort of content? Examples of bad stuff?

Did it read well though?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:54, Reply)

It read fine.
Examples of bad stuff is one idea. You need to vary the content and make a greater proportion of it positive versus negative, so people come back as they feel they are learning from you as well as finding it interesting.

You should post at least twice a week, preferably three times. Short posts are ok, not everything needs to be an essay. Regular fresh content is key.

That will be £250 for the consultation. Thanks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 21:58, Reply)

I'll do another this week.
Discussing how you can use tone of voice effectively to build and reinforce brand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Or 'attitudinal positioning' as the grown ups call it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:10, Reply)

my attitude is my problem :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:11, Reply)

If you want me to run my eye over a site, I'm alright at doing that. Wordpress is one of my specialitys.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:15, Reply)

it's a blog
I'm more interested in feedback on the content.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:21, Reply)

I have to say, I can thoroughly recommend Gonz' help.
He did a lot for me when I was setting up my blog.

Super blog helper. A+++ Would recommend to a friend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Blousie also used to swear by Gonz's technical assistance.
he's a little fond of Macs for my tastes, but the man know's his shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I'll give you feedback if you like.
might be a bit critical mind, I pick holes in things for a living, but if you can take it as constructive it could be valuable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:27, Reply)

You'll love it
It's all about what Joy Division mean to him personally.
There's also some of his poetry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:30, Reply)

and reviews of the best turquoise jackets

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:31, Reply)

And flat caps worn at a jaunty angle.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:34, Reply)

"Bleak world you twist my tortured soul
Why do you try to hurt us?
Nothing makes much sense to me,
But the words of Ian Curtis"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:33, Reply)

s'not poetry!
it doesnea rhyme
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:34, Reply)

yes it does
But sadly, Tangles is no John Berger or Tom Paulin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:47, Reply)

meh, I can't imagine he'll accept the offer
but It was genuinely meant.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Coolio =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 23:21, Reply)