Oh god, I'm selling two things on ebay and my friends who I've asked to bump up the bid are the heighest bidders with only 1hour to go on one and 2 hours 30 mins to go on the other.
But the one with 1 hour has 28 watchers, and the other has 11 watchers.... so I'm hoping they snipe it up in the last few minutes. They're both less than a tenner away from their bids.

I really like this whole selling on ebay thing, dumping LOADSA stuff, might sale my nexus for an ipad mini.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:40, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You're basically admitting fraud here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Your Mum was admitting fraud when she put your dad's name on the birth certificate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

i feel like carrier bag that's just been shat in : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

A second rate pringles tube?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Shill bidding, nice.

When I say 'nice', I mean 'completely illegal'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)

A guy from Wales actually got jailed for this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

That's because Gonz routes his IP address through a bot server in Cardiff.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)

If only he could route his bot through a welshman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I heard he was designing an app for that which runs onf Windows 8.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)

+cr
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I have windows 8 on my media centre
it's alright, I like it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Oh, those caddies you suggested turned up and they work great
Cheers for the advice
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Fabulous =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Microsoft Orifice

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Yeah', but not imorel in my books at this case, some cunt is going to use snipping software to grab it in the last seconds.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

you don't know that...what are you selling anyway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)

You'll grass me up, no thanks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)

No wonder you're rather sensitive about 'snipping'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)

THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT CIRCUMCISION!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)

THANKS FOR THE TIP!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)

well, i clicked

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:18, Reply)

A VERY GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)

KAPLOWIE
I thought it was about WW2 snipers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)

YES ! And it's heighest bid has gone to proper stranger so far, with a few minutes left to go
There were two bids by two different people so its all good in the hood.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)