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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hey, how come the Newsletter never gets linked on here?
Do you all finger kids of sutin?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:22, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
HA YOU SAID LINED NOT LINKED
you massive fail/troll/nonce
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)
HA YOU SAID 'OF' WHEN YOU MEANT 'OR'
You must be WELL THICK/fail/troll/nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)
We expect a higher standard of thread on offtopic.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This guy's a fucking joke Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
No, it's because he knows everyone here is sick of 'Kunt and the gang'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Well, you say that!
I, for one, will never tire of their lolarious swearing-based japery!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I saw him live.
It was "alright" but mainly because it was £2 a pint.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I'd enjoy Tangles' shit band if the beer was that price.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Steady on.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I say 'enjoy'...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)
When are we next drinking together?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
When indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Kronenberg as well, not carling or some shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I cannot abide Kronenbourg.
It looks like my piss after a heavy night.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Nah, you'd still hate it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Definitely.
I was just trying to think of the shittest band I could possibly think of in order to make my point.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Not one reply.
What a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)
i'm not one to voice my opinons on such matters....

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Look another one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:18, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Newbie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:20, Reply)
The Doveston here is one of my /talk N1GG4Z

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Ahhh, is he a cunt or a prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Neither, I think he's a 'wanker'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:22, Reply)
We don't even get asked to vote for the new qotw anymore
Ever since the allegations were made about Scaryduck's wife booting him out for being an alcoholic nonce.
I'm glad they were never proven.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Well you've properly killed /OT again.
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I'm back
Strikethrough away
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I've been to the pub while little tangle was at his school disco earlier.
And just had a sneaky joint while he's having his piano lesson.
This is how to do parenting, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:21, Reply)
I do hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:22, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I do not know what this is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:23, Reply)

do not know what this is 'm a bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:24, Reply)
It's Touché Turtle, you dobber

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Can you believe this guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:26, Reply)
it's like he doesn't know ANYTHING!
Tch, eh? Young'uns today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Don't know their fucking born, this lot.
It's all 'texting' and 'Skins'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:29, Reply)
and 'One Direction'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:34, Reply)
I like the one with the hair.
He's so dreamy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Harry Potter?
Gosh yes he's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Sorry for not being ANCIENT like you two

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Little bit of respect for your elders then, maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:30, Reply)

not
ANCIENT like you two a bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Apology accepted.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Kick him in the cunt, Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:34, Reply)
I'm fucking gonna.
This joker's never heard of Touché Turtle. Se'sly. Never even heard of Double T.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Phooey.
What a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:35, Reply)
I didn't even know there were people this dickish out there,
and I've been to Southampton.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)
I haven't been to Southampton, and frankly I'm in total shock here at Naker's abject dickery.
And lack of knowledge of shoddily animated children's cartoons of the 70's and 80's. Next he'll be saying he's never heard of Churchill.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This guy is seriously bad news mate.
I was told by someone on here that he's a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)
But have you ever been to Scunthorpe?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:41, Reply)
Monty put the cunt into Scunthorpe.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:42, Reply)
I've never been to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)
I bet you've been there at least three times today
in the work toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)
I'm 'going to me' as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:49, Reply)
OK "Beaker"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)
which of the chuckle brothers are you?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 18:59, Reply)
Soz everyone.
It was like that when I found it though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Whatever "The Resident Loon"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:20, Reply)
I'm saying you kill strippers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:24, Reply)
You rotten /talk v2.0 bully.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Soz s33mz 2B da h4rd3$t wrd

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Although not in that sentence.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Or is THATS THE JOKE!?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:27, Reply)
I'm going to say 'yes', I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:34, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:35, Reply)
*shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Same, bruv.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Did see your thread earlier.
Kind of a cock-sucker, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:41, Reply)
Totes, brah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:54, Reply)
You're so Gallic.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)
*Shrugs again*
*makes "puh" noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:39, Reply)
*Burns truckload of sheep*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:39, Reply)
You mean
*gives deliberately incorrect and/or vague directions to British holidaymakers whilst pretending not to understand a word of English, even though you fucking well do*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:42, Reply)
He's not North Welsh?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:46, Reply)
I didn't say
*burns holiday homes down in a fit of bitter jealousy* did I?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Indeed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:52, Reply)
And where've YOU been?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Working. I've been covering about three peoples' jobs this week.
IT hard man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Were those three people
Rod, Jane and Freddy?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:41, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:43, Reply)
£10 says Nakers doesn't know who you are talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:43, Reply)
"I like this"

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)
click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)
They were the leaders of the BBC pedo ring weren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)
that's everyone who ever wrote in to points of view, its all nonce code

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 19:02, Reply)
because we're all alternative and shit
mostly shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:35, Reply)
I'VE JUST REALISED, IT'S 9/11
SHOW SOME RESPECT YOU CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:38, Reply)
At the time I remember saying
"Maybe now they'll stop funding the IRA".

I doubt they're likely to get much more respect than that, eleven years later.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:40, Reply)
*says and sees*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:41, Reply)
Nice one 'Roy Walker'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:43, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1779489
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)
Bloody do, he did Going for Gold

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:47, Reply)
hahaha!
"What am I?"

Talk about asking for trouble...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:49, Reply)
Hahahaha
POTD I think
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)
I'm the most alternative person here.
What with my vegetarianism, my homosexuality, my Humanities degree, my moustache, my leisure centre and my piercings.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)
You're the alternative to 'good'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:46, Reply)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)
you're the alternative to 'svelte'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is, in fact, true.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)
I was just wrestling my daughter and was winning 6-3, then she did a massive turd winning the bout and Ending the match

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:49, Reply)
she is a tactical genius

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)
takes after her mother

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:51, Reply)
does she shit in your mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:51, Reply)
Only if I beg

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 17:52, Reply)

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