Yeah nice one.
I watched that Valkyrie on television last night. Save for the bit when the bomb was about to go off (which was pretty tense), I was amazed at how that prick off 'Cocktail' managed to make a film about the attempted assassination of fuckin Hitler so incredibly dull.

What surprises you?

Alt: what (apart from me, ho ho, and these questions ha ha) is really fucking dull?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:31, 76 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Have you ever seen that film about them guys driving a truck full of NitroGlycerine along some mountains?
That's pretty friggin tense that is.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:32, Reply)

I <3 you google, you tax avoiding cunts
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(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I think I have actually.
Fucking great film. They don't make them like that any more ie in black and white.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:34, Reply)

And in French

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Then maybe I haven't.
The only French film I've ever seen is 'The Pink Panther' lol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:36, Reply)

I think it's in french, I watched it with a hangover, so I couldn't be sure.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Now I've had some fairly epic hangovers in my time
but never one so bad as to change the language of a film. That homebrew cider must be hard fucking core, bro.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)

The best and worst bit of that film was when they tried to blow up Tom Cruise in that strafe right at the start.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:39, Reply)

That was a reasonable action scene I suppose.
All over in about a minute though eh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:42, Reply)

And he wasn't dead at the end of it.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Like your sex life lol

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)

To be fair
at least he gets that minute.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Indeed.
Plus chances are after that minute both parties are likely to be still alive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Have you seen 'Downfall'?
I thought that was a very good film about Hitler. You know, as films about Hitler go.

Alt: doing the accounts :-(
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:42, Reply)

It's a superb film.
All films about Hitler have at least got the fact that they are abou Hitler on their side. I thought the chap playing Adolf in last night's film overdid the hunched and resigned 'late era' Hitler a bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:43, Reply)

I liked the one in Inglourious Basterds who went 'Nein, nein, nein!' a lot.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)

I was expecting to enjoy that one a lot more than I did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Mr Collins off Pride and Prejudice.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)

I've not seen that.
I'm a) male and b) not bent, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Mmmm Colin Firth.
Now there's a silver fox indeed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Went to my secondary school and 6th form college.
My mother knows his mum - apparently she's rather tedious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:49, Reply)

No. Fucking. Shit.
You can tell just by looking at him that the Christmas jumper he wore in Bridget Jones was "actor's own".
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Still would.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I'm sure you would.
You must be carpet surfing like a freshly shat dog by now.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:55, Reply)

What teh I don't even

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I was still living at home when that was on telly.
My mum enjoys a costume drama.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)

I don't mind them myself, but would rather a bit of Sharpe than Austen, shit as they are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)

You really are a lot like mr b3th, you know.
Poor Lusty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:52, Reply)

:o(
There are no winners here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:52, Reply)

You're not wrong.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Alt: YM
Of course
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)

You are so right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Yngwie Malmsteen?
You terrible bully.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:06, Reply)

No thanks!
The reviews and the fact that it has Tom Cruise in is enough to put me off. I bet there was fucking show tunes in it.

Inglorious Basterds all the way
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:46, Reply)

There was shit all else on.
It was better than the other options and that says more about the other options than about Valkyrie. Turns out you *can* watch too many episodes of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, after all. Who knew?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:48, Reply)

You should have gone to see a professional charlatan.
They would have taken your money and told you lies.

It's all the rage these days.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I see.
Perhaps they'd predict a tall dark strnager in my life. NOT SURPRISING, LIVING WHERE I DO!!!

/nickgriffin
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:52, Reply)

All you can see, promenading of an evening,
are eyes and teeth.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:53, Reply)

And the tips of their spears.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Why don't they just get on with it?
They're....they're saluting us.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Hahahha
It's like being a mouse, being toyed with by a very lazy cat (whose food smells funny).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Best scene ever.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Best film ever, or one of them at least.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:55, Reply)

It's epic.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I love Tom and Jerry

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Wah wah waaaaaaaahhh
Nicely played, cunt
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I watched some amount of knight and day the other day which also had the prick off cocktail
it wasn't very good so I stopped watching it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:53, Reply)

He really is an insufferable oaf, that man.
Alright glued eel?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:54, Reply)

alright, someone once made me sit all the way through Days Of Thunder
quoting lines from it before they were spoken
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:57, Reply)

I hope you knifed them.
No one would blame you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Collateral
Now that's a good Tom Cruise film, but how he is one of the most powerful people in America for acting is beyond me...

List some more good Tom Cruise films.

I'd also go with legend but Im a sucker for a bit old school fantasy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:00, Reply)

I thought Collateral Damage was Arnie?
Or was that a joke?
Or am I being thick?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:01, Reply)

arnie doesn't even look like denzel washington you racist

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:02, Reply)

BOLLOCKS
Just Collateral then...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:04, Reply)

Ohhhhh
you mean the one where he's a hitman, with Jamie Foxx in it?

I think the best role he's ever played is in Tropic Thunder.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:07, Reply)

top gun
mission impossible 1
jerry mcguier
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:09, Reply)

rain man
the firm....
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:10, Reply)

i also liked minority report but i wouldn't call it "good"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:11, Reply)

I quite liked him in Eyes Wide Shut
And he was great in Bartender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Do you mean cocktail you psychic spaz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:22, Reply)

it was an American Psycho joke you doss cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:23, Reply)

In that case I don't get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:24, Reply)

you fuckwit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Is this an American psycho joke?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Top Gun makes up for all subsequent dross

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:26, Reply)

did you know
That Tom Selleck was the original casting choice for Indiana Jones? And that Leonardo Di Caprio was the studio's choice for the role of Pat Bateman, and it was only at Mary Harron' insistence that Christian Bale was cast?

The mind boggles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Hmm...
Di Caprio is too nice for American Psycho though the role would have stopped him being typecast.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:15, Reply)

I would have got Ian Beale to do it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:21, Reply)

I would have cast Salman Rushdie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Or Claire Balding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:24, Reply)

Sandy Toskvig.
Minstrelled up.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:27, Reply)

That anyone would want to kill The Fuhrer.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:26, Reply)