Hello.

( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bonjour

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I've bought some biscuits from Marks
but I'm not allowed to talk about those because Monty's a proscriptive snack facist.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Morning, Gaston.
Fill yer boots. If you have something of interest to impart, concerning NOMMY BISKITS or CAYKE, far be it from me to object.

Better than 'tyre chat' I suppose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)

maybe he has wagon wheels?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)

'Best' of both worlds :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Morning Jeff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Rhubarb crumble cookies.
I put it to you that they are "nyom".
( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Excellent news.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I knew you'd be enthralled.

( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1781822
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)

ca va?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)

ca va bien, vous?
I use the formal "vous" because, despite knowing you relatively well as far as internet acquaintances go (or perhaps because), I think you're shit.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Non, vousn sont!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Recognising the effort, here.

( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)

i got an A in my GCSE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)

n
in my

Marketing's gain is woodwork's loss :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I quite like the idea of making furniture, rathe rthan making massive corporations more money

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:07, Reply)

One of my best pals is a Master Thatcher
and he loves his job more than anyone I've ever met.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Mark?
I bet he does. Masterminding government change in small African states must be fascinating. As must arms dealing be.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Unfortunately he gets lost on his way to work each morning
etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)

No offence
but there's no way I'd sit on something you'd made.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Well I shat on your office chair this morning, so jokes on you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)

¬_¬
*wriggles*
( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:11, Reply)

That's corn you can feel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)

My uncle quit his middle managment IT job to make rich people very posh fitted cabinates
He's made enough money to buy a little boat.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:14, Reply)

He also restores antiques, which makes him a bunch of money as well.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)

It's just possible that he could save my life...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)

He's a DJ?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:18, Reply)

You had a party and someone scratched your table?
Check the paintings
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:19, Reply)

'member Yellow Pages?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Crusty spunk over page 3 of The Star is not Yellow Pages

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:21, Reply)

You're Batterd and need a yellow pages to stand on so you can kiss a girl?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:21, Reply)

My name?
It's J. R. Hartley.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Like you'd go fly fishing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Why would anyone want to catch flies anyway?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:26, Reply)

You're misunderstanding what it means.
'Fly fishing' is when you go fishing in 'stupid fresh' old skool sneakers, a Kangol and a fat gold chain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Like Fresh and Fly off of Grange Hill?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Preciselement, as Kroney would say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I'd forgotten how brilliant they were:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gykeo8lvMCc&feature=player_detailpage#t=42s
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:32, Reply)

We've struck jam!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Why did I lol?
I feel dirty and ashamed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Very good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)