What does that involve?

( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:18, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

filing, stapling, photocopying. Occasionally, if he's been good he's allowed to answer the phone.
Only for internal calls, they won't let him talk to customers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Not after 'jauntygate' they don't, and rightly so.
They wanted to know their opening hours, but instead got subjected to a locquacious four-hour monologue on the merits of Brett Easton Ellis's 'oeuvre' - and he actually used the word 'oeuvre' as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

The next time he mentions my oeuvre I'm going to punch him in the face.

(Legless is a prick., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

*eggs on Brett*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

LTI

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

He did it just two minutes ago.
The leisure centre closes at six - I suggest you hide in the car park and shank him as he gets into his cornflower blue Datsun Cherry 'Turbo'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Gritting his teeth while having to tell people there is no alternative

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)

+ RED BANDS MUST LEAVE THE POOL AREA

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

how do you mean?
It's ensuring that our IFAs operate in accordance with FSA regulations.

That's what it means, but it involves lots of skills and specific areas of technical knowledge
A large part of my specific role is working with the advisers on their marketing. Interdisciplinary, hence the two sets of professional qualifications I hold.

The Masters is for two reasons: one is because I'll enjoy it, and the other is to help in getting on fast-track schemes. I'll see which ones are available at the time. I'd certainly look at further marketing roles and the Civil Service.

Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)

how do you mean?
It's ensuring that our IFAs operate in accordance with FSA regulations.

That's what it means, but it involves lots of skills and specific areas of technical knowledge
A large part of my specific role is working with the advisers on their marketing. Interdisciplinary, hence the two sets of professional qualifications I hold.

The Masters is for two reasons: one is because I'll enjoy it, and the other is to help in getting on fast-track schemes. I'll see which ones are available at the time. I'd certainly look at further marketing roles and the Civil Service.

Alright?

Ticking boxes.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I bet he doesn't even get to have four different sizes of paper clip

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Boxes worth ££££s ACKSHERLY

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)

no
The FSA take a very dim view of compliance by box ticking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:37, Reply)

yup, it's all macros and drop down boxes these days.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Yeah all your compliance is done by interpretive "alternative" dance I'm sure.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

ahahahaha!! your job is fucking wank!
you don't need a degree to do compliance. yeah, you keep telling yourself that snowflake.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

skills and specific areas of technical knowledge changing toner cartridges
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)