You can afford Heinz Sandwich Spread now?
I have been away a while...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:20, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

DAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!
Alright?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
Not bad ta. Your good self?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

mildly hungover but otherwise groovy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Your lot are a bit of a turn-up for the books this season

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)

They are, aren't they? *blows on fingernails, polishes*
And Simon Cox seems to be doing alright for your lot.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah he's not too shabby
I'd rather Dex was playing alongside Sharpy myself, but can't complain about our actually knowing where the fucking goal is for a change
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Afternoon sunshine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Hello mate
How've you been keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Not too bad, all things considering
You?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)

On the up, as it were
Dicey few weeks but the doctor gave me magic pills to make it better. Expecting to sprout a beanstalk any time now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)

What was up?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Nothing. That's why he needed the pills.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)

He became so bent his spine was permanently deformed.

( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Still, while he's down there, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Good old-fashioned depression
Or, as it should be known, a mincer's illness/excuse for being an emo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Ahh, OK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Well in that case, it's good to see you back.
Try not to be such a Mary next time though, yeah?
( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

But I'm so good at it!
Actually stopped posting following a bollocking from my boss. You lot didn't drive me to antidepressants. Not that I'd admit it if you did. Which you didn't. Much.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I don't think teabagging is on the official liost of punishments available

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)

You've obviously never worked in the crazy world of telecommunications

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)

1. Fuck
2. Off
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

1. If you're offering
2. You're probably well-connected enough in the London underworld to make it happen. David Walliams please. Body incinerated.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)

He's as well connected in the criminal underworld as I am
viz: not at all.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)

An offer was made
I expect Walliams' ashes to be floating over London by sundown

*crowbars in laboured joke about Heaven*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)

alright?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)

'ello squire
How's tricks?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Pretty sweet if I do say so myself, the downs are down, but the ups are up, and the ups are higher than the down are low =)
How 'bout you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Are you the Grand Old Duke of York?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Darth's had 10,000 men

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Damn right
Where's my gold medal, eh? That Farah bloke had it easy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)

You had " Mo' bot" than him?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)

This is very, very good
Have my first click in ages
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Er, yeah, much the same actually
Although I suspect your downs are more severe than mine, glad to hear the ups are outweighing them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

put it this way, his head is the size of a watermelon and he keeps hugging everyone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Are you saying that Gonz has 'severe Downs'?
Bit fucking rude.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I dun this already
and I dun it better
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)

I disagree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)

disagree am a bent spastic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to join in on that gag.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)

pretty sure you're not allowed to join in on that gag. a bent spastic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1782295
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)

*lost in the spazhole*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Poor B3th

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)