Nope, but I'm pretty tired.
In an unexpected, uncharacteristic turn of events, I started playing Star Trek Online last night.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:17, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Have you got a ship called the USS So Kroley

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Gosh, how utterly un-pathetic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)

online sci fi role playing games really appeal to the opposite sex
if i was a girl I've have a lady boner for Kroney right now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Ha! See below.

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I've got one already.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I think that might be a hernia.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I tell you what,
I don't know what I've done to my back, but it's proper fucked. I'm stiff as a board today, and I can't bend down.
Expect to see me back later off my tits on painkillers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)

and that's some way off

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)

boner wide-on
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)

In an odd twist, the woman wants to try it.
by "woman", I obviously mean "inflatable sex doll".
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)

By "playing star trek Online"
you mean "wanking over female aliens in tight body suits" don't you? DON't YOU?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)

"Live long and surrender"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I spent most of my time last night
paying particular attention to the Captain's duty to preserve his ship from harm. Which I did to the very best of my ability by hiding in an asteroid belt all night only to pop out at the end to take part in the victory celebrations.

Only after hiding all my black crewmates and replacing them with more media-friendly white chaps, of course.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

This is what you call historical satire.

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Best of all the satires.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)