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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's the shittiest job you can possibly give him?
Tell him he's doing that until he comes to you with a proper fucking apology.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
He's already doing that, the fucking no-hoper.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I mean as in within his remit.
I wouldn't make my worst enemy face the tedium of sorting your record collection by order of obscurity.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I might set him the task
of producing a table listing all the available spare parts for a Mk II Golf in order of price.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
1p
1p
1p
1p
....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
There's a cd holder that cost 60 quid
pop out windows cost 300 and a digital dash that goes for about 200, so NER

second hand, obv
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
are pop out windows for when your driving is so shit that your passengers evacuate themselves for safety?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
No, you know on three doored cars sometimes the rear passenger windows pop out on those clip things?
They don't do that on the mk2 Golf, so a company called Happich made them aftermarket. Those cost 300 quid on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I am so interested in this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
She fucken asked. Blame her.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
no
she took the piss out of your boy racer driving
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I am too old to be a boy racer :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)
What sort of tyres do Mk2's have?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
185/60R14

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
14s? That's small.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Not for the 1980s non boy-racers

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
They were on 80s cars.
Smaller, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
you mean 1d right?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)
*lights up my world*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
I said worst job, not best, you half-blind illiterate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Get him to list all possible words that rhyme with Kroney.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a superb idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Make him listen to the entire Oasis back catalogue and grade them in order of shitness

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
DARFY WARFY WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)
SWIPEY PIKEY POO!
Alright?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)
pikey?
i think you have confused me with someone else
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Too lazy to think of an alternative rhyme
And how is life?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
meh, can't complain so i won't
ye?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Much the same really
Have taken the borderline-wise step of getting a personal trainer to help me lose weight. Well, a mate who works out a lot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Damn right she's a pikey. A northern one, which is the second worst sort.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
i am going to fist you with a giant pizza

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)
*Goatse's in readiness *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Oh, a stuffed crust?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)

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