you came to kensington AND YOU DIDN'T ASK TO SEE ME
ok i was out all weekend, but still...

your ex is a twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Pot - Kettle - Greggs Hat?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)

there's worse than him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Hiya!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)

i was thinking more like hitler and- oh
as you were
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I was well fucked off

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)

she thinks she's some kind of fucking puppet master

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)

He loves it when she goes in up to the elbow, that's for sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)

She's doing all of this to make Monty's life difficult.
Obviously she's going to use whatever she has at her disposal. Since she's not getting legal aid anymore all she can do are petty little things like this. It is a good sign as it means she knows she can't outright refuse access anymore as Monty will have her in court.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I'd not thought of it like that.
That's rather cheering.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Independant observer, chief.
Not an imperceptive one, either.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)

independEnt
turn some of that perception on your dictionary
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I get that wrong sometimes.

( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)

well ninja it baby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I'd make sure you keep an accurate diary of all this, too.
So that the next time you go to court or meetings you can present evidence of her pettiness despite your willingness to co-operate.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I have summarised the events (or lack of them) for my lawyer already today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

you're so busy being clever that you forgot the obvious
she's a cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Sun Tzu once said
"You can call any old cunt a cunt, but know why they're being a cunt and you can bury your boot in theirs".
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

A wise man also said
"Give a woman a penis for one night and she can feed herself, but rape is the gift that keeps on giving. Like an abusive relationship."

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Remember, it's not technically rape if you shout surprise first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Was it Oscar Wilde who once said
'We are going on a summerholiday, if you want to go yo Sven, We're going to London and New York City, And we take a little piece of Amsterdam, RIGHT?'

?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I thought that was Mark Twain?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Mark Twain said
"Get my dinner, Nigger Jim!"

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Something for everyone there I'd say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I'm fairly sure he was 'We're called Whistle and this is true, we love to do the things that we're not supposed to do. We don't mean robbing, stealing or mugging, in fact don't take this seriously, we're just bugg(er)ing'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Wise words that we can all agree on. N'est ce pas?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I don't know.
I can't fucking think straight I've ear wormed myself so badly with that song.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Well this is my partner with the number one jam
Famous in the boogie in Amsterdam
He's the fastest rapper yo his name is Miker G
His rap is longer than a sucker MC
Well let me show you what my man can do
Rapping talking and the Boogaloo too
Well anyways, no more delays
Just listen to the beat box he will play

Dutch gobbledygook that we can all agree on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

N'est ce pas?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)

was that wise man you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)