romantic weekend away?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Essen my shit Wurst fraulein, schnelle, SCHNELLE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Essen is also a place.
Crazy Germans!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Oh My God!
There's a place in England, right? Called BEER.

trippin', dude. Se'esly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

There's a place called Bell End. It's near Lickey End.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)

there is a farm called "bell end farm"
which is part of a holiday scheme that my dad has points in. i have never taken them up, funnily enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I thought you'd be all over that.
You've got Bell End written all over your face.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

That would bring a whole new meaning to
"down on the farm"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

schieBewurst

( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Week away. You'd like it. 5 star hotels all the way.
I haven't had a proper holiday in ages.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Five Star run hotels in Germany?
That's probably a step up for them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

No. They all fell down.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

I heard they could withstand rain or shine.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

They were made from Silk & Steel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:47, Reply)

i'd love it
thanks so much for the invite, you cruel cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

now YOU know how it feels
*runs from room crying*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Sounds to me like you ARE blobbing...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)

last weekend in november/first weekend in december
now make your excuses!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Didn't seem appropriate.

( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)

in what way
did a trip involving 5 star hotels and alcohol seem INappropriate for me?

unless, of course, you ARE taking the missus and it would be awkward when you both fancied me more than one another...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:53, Reply)

She is coming with me, she is not the missus.
Besides, it's only the one room and you and I aren't that close.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

hang on
you are taking her on a five star holiday and she's NOT your missus?

how does that work then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)

She's prepared to touch his winky.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)

They weren't all that expensive and I'm driving, so there's no airfare.
You're trying to muscle your way in and you're not my missus either. You wouldn't suddenly be my missus by coming with me, so why does she?
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)