Hands firmly by side
Our house is a bacon free zone (until the shopping is delivered)

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It is fucking pissing down today. Took my daughter to school and they wouldnt open the doors, leaving 60 5-6 year olds standing outside in the pissing rain for 20 mins. I have phoned the head to "chat" about this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you were doing so well (until the brackets)
bacon SUCKS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

+ all nastiness away in a tasty smoked package

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I had agreat bacon roll for breakfast and it was only £1:40

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

it's lucky you're so cute

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Peanut butter on toast and black coffee by the gallon please, squire

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

peanut butter is for merkins and mouth wrongs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)

no no no
crunchy peanut butter, esp the tangled organic kind with no added sugar or salt, is THE SHIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Peanut butter is great in burgers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)

?
It is great in noodles
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Also true.
Basically in burgers would have done it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

*nutty high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

it looks like my baby's shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Well clean it up then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I'm sure she's not that shit.
Maybe she'll take after her mother?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Click

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)

ZOTD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Textbook.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)

click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)

she does, she's awesome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Are gonna go all 'Raoul' about it?
I do hope so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

There was almost a moat involved

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I hope he gets all 'Captain Placid' on their asses:
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422780
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)

*makes notes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)