123 is a good place to end it.
Anyway... NASA have made a discovery "For the history books" but they won't confirm what it is...
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/21/mars_rover_discovery_theory_possible/

I bet it will be really interesting and not something like they've found some sort of chiral isotope of benzene or some shit.

Alt: Are you in a flood risk area? It's fucking pissing it down here.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:45, 75 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I am less than 400m from the river which is the question they ask you on insurance forms
but i live on the third floor so I reckon it'll be ok
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Just don't ask me what it was.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)

who you gonna call?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Esther Rantzen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Bananaman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Unless it fucks up your foundations.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Well the building has been thre for 80 years, it'll be alright for another one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Couldn't possibly happen....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Poor Northern "craftmanship" no wonder all the manufacturing moved to China

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)

They built my house
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)

is that why you're selling?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Nope
There was some kind of doings between Dunelm Homes and the council as to who owned the culvert that caused all this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Dunelm like the pikey shops?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Dunelm Castle Homes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)

It will be fuck-all
Or another dust devil (other vacuum cleaners are also available)

Alt:
After the craziness a few months ago, I think everywhere is.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I don't think they would have told everyone it was important if it was something they expected to find.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)

They've found the Biker Mice

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Or Marvin
and he is so very very cross
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Could be definite evidence of water having been there in the past
which the tabloids will then take as OMG MARTIANS!!!111!!!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)

They've already got definate evidence water is there at the moment.
It's just all frozen.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Here's the flood warnings
www.environment-agency.gov.uk/homeandleisure/floods/31618.aspx
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Woohoo!
In your face, no flood warnings!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)

safe as houses mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

*no warning fives*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)

maybe you'll simply be washed away without warning?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)

well, i guess, maybe, shit. I hope the dogs learn to swim quick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)

all dogs can swim, can't they?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)

i dunno,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)

+poo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I live on an island.
So yeah. But my house didn't even flood in 2007, when most of Oxford was underwater, I have faith in the flood defences in place.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

So do I.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

me too

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I think we all do
Even Poppet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Kroney doesn't.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Fact

( Kroney, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)

i'm not sure you understand,
I live on an Island, within this Island of Britain.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Hey they're all Islands, what makes you so special?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)

this is going well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)

So's your marriage.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)

It is thank you
how's yours?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I'm saving for the wood floors before I commit to a ring.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Poor Baroness forever alone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I thought she was surrounded by blokes every night at work?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)

yeah, but they don't give her a ring she gives them one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Ha, yeah chiral isotopes of benzene lols!
Alt: No. And it has stopped raining, the sun is shining now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:14, Reply)

The joke is that you can't get a chiral isotope of benzene.
NO ONE GETS MY JOKES :((((
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Great artists often fail to get the recognition they deserve during their lifetime.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)

The only answer is DYAAKY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)

shit artists however fail in life and death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Pity they didn't hit the shortarse cock
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4655731/Gaza-war-Rob-Earnshaw-missile-terror.html#ixzz2CrhmKXMX
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:18, Reply)

They were aiming for his teeth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:18, Reply)

His description of the Iron dome is shit as well.
It's not heat guided, it's radar based. FOOTBALLERS ARE SO THICK
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)

It doesn't appear to be effective enough either
It's more of an iron collander
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:30, Reply)

There's only 3 or 4 of them in the country.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)

They should get more of those and fewer bulldozers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

alright Lighto
Did you check out any more LCD? They were ace live, look out for that video of their final gig.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

This is going well

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

So's Nakers' marriage.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Reams of replies

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

D+
more like

Someone start a new one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)

i've salvaged it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)