I need to come up with an Xmas username. Any ideas?
How about Reverend's Christmas Fisting?

The usual stuff - tree, wreath on the front door. Nothing too extreme.

Alt: A pink jumper from my auntie.

AltAlt: Bobby on Crimewatch?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:02, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The Fister Noel?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Winner, I think .
I thought of "Once in Reverend Fisters City" but it's not as good.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Reverend Christer?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Ho Ho Ho Merry teenage rape and suicide

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Thanks Captain Placid!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)

i get confused sometimes, soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I'm really sorry too Nakkers
get confused sometimes, soz am a bent spastic
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)

in this case you may be correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Something about Fistmas, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I think you're onto something there Monters

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)

In the first gay of Fistmas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I'm not a poo-pipe cosmonaut, you flid.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Well...
maybe you should be, then you'd have a name
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)

All things considered, perhaps not.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)

GREAT turn of phrase

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)