I was tempted to say "RIS" just for the ironylols.
But half of you lot probably don't remember that one.

Alt: I have at least one pair, yeah, although they're fellrunning/walking things rather than really shoes. At least one pair of my astros are red as well I think.

AltAlt: wanking like a safari park Bonobo, obviously
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morrisons innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I know.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)

So do I
I know all as I am now omnipotent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

good good.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

That thing you do with the pepper grinder? yep, i know all about that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)

It's a pepper grinder. I reckon 50% of the population could take a decent guess at what I do with it.
If you want to convince me, tell me what I do with the silicon whisk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)

you stuff it up your cock end and shit out scrambled eggs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Fuck me, he is omniscent.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)

This is why I always refuse breakfast after our "meet ups"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Impotent, perhaps.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)

don't forget about the pink socks
i never will
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I have a pair now where one is fluoro pink and the other fluoro green
and also a pair in fluoro orange with "I feel the need for speed" written up the back

I bet you've never wanted me more.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

+ dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)

i am speechless

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)

my work here is done.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Xmas pun
Greggs Queen Wencheswipe?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

hmmm
keep trying bebbeh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Last Christmas, I gave you my hat..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)

but the very next day, you gayed it away

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)

This year, to save me from memes
I gave it to someone *special *

needs
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I have several pairs of socks that involve the colour pink

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I have several pairs of socks made by Pink.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)