Alt; anyone caught mentioning Johnny Cash's fucking 'Nine Inch Nails' cover is gonna get shanked.
Cash was brilliant.

NiN are toss. Cash's cover is toss. YOU are toss. TOSS, DO YOU HEAR ME?? TOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:47, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

But it spoke to my heart!
*sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I SAID SHANKED, FOGGSY, AND I FUCKIN MEANT IT OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)

do you know what, I nearly said this
just because I knew you'd lose it. You're getting predictable, old boy.

also, Cash's version is definitely better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I did a squeaky guff in the bath last night that was better than the entire NiN back catalogue.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)

yeah, but your guffs get 5 stars in Mojo and Q

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I prefer my earlier guffs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)

yeah, I think your later guffs sold out a bit
but, still, when they're selling out stadiums and are snorting coke off nubile groupies' tits every night, who can blame them?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:59, Reply)

They're shadows of their former guffs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)

NiN are gash, fact.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Leona lewis'...
was terrible
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1791279

not really. I wanted to feed her to bears after I heard it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I find that VERY hard to believe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)

She's dirtier that a Cornish tin miner's sock
it's just a shame when she starts doing music.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I can't believe you would say something so racist
just because she has brown skin DOESN'T make her dirty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)

This guy!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I'm not going to lie to you
I don't even have the faintest idea what she looks like, let alone her colour.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)

This is how you stop piracy monty
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/23/finnish_isp_monitors_bust_nine_year_old/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)

LOL at 'Pooh-impounding plods'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)

"We're the good guys here," said an industry spokesman while kicking a puppy to death. "We're just trying to make sure artists get paid!" he continued, ejaculating into a childs face.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)