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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Remakes
I'm quite excited for the new vision of Evil Dead. The poster boasts that it will be "The most terrifying film you will ever see". Same producers and looks like they've made it less slapstick.
Also, new Carrie is said to be closer to the novel and has been superbly casted.

From the not too bad Texas Chainsaw to the genre raping Nightmare on Elm Street what are your favourite and worst remakes of movies.

Alt. Same for cover songs. I love Placebo's version of Where Is My Mind

Go!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:37, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
All cover songs are shit
All film remakes are pathetic.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I don't think this is entirely true.
I'm not even sure that you believe this either.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)
:(
How do you get by with such a closed view on life?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)
He's just bitter that he'll never achieve anything as worthwhile as 'Nic' Cage's Wicker Man remake.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)
He's a prize cunt too.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)
There's just nothing good about this 'Chompy' character at all, is there?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)
People who are constantly negative must have deeper issues.
*passes tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
now is no time for wank

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
There's tears involved...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
There's always time for wank

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I'm spent....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Alt: my pal Richard bullied Brian Molko until he cried at a party once.
Best cover songs: Led Zeppelin's entire output*, 'Black Betty' by Ram Jam, 'Give Her a Great Big Kiss' by the New York Dolls, Hendrix's covers (Dylan, Troggs, Beatles, Chuck Berry etc), 'Tomorrow Never Knows' by the Pink Fairies, there are fucking millions.

Special mention goes to Psychic TV: their covers of 'Are You Experienced' (with the vocals by Genesis P Orridge's 12 year old daughter) and the Button Moon theme are easily two of the most truly unsettling songs I have heard.

*this is a very 'knowing, blues expert wanker' comment. I'm one of those, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)
The Grateful Dead's cover of Hard to Handle is fucking brilliant too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
what, better than the Black Crowes?
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Yes
*geese*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Stylistically the BC cover is more like the Dead one than the original.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
NOT FUNNY, PERHAPS, BUT INFORMATIVE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
You're not wrong here.
Just how hard is it to make Molko cry though?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Take away his eyeliner

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
My nephew made him blubber
and he's just turned three.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Unfortunately I only know the answer to 'How do you make a Maltese Cross'
Soz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Alt; anyone caught mentioning Johnny Cash's fucking 'Nine Inch Nails' cover is gonna get shanked.
Cash was brilliant.

NiN are toss. Cash's cover is toss. YOU are toss. TOSS, DO YOU HEAR ME?? TOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)
But it spoke to my heart!
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I SAID SHANKED, FOGGSY, AND I FUCKIN MEANT IT OK?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
do you know what, I nearly said this
just because I knew you'd lose it. You're getting predictable, old boy.

also, Cash's version is definitely better.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I did a squeaky guff in the bath last night that was better than the entire NiN back catalogue.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
yeah, but your guffs get 5 stars in Mojo and Q

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I prefer my earlier guffs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)
yeah, I think your later guffs sold out a bit
but, still, when they're selling out stadiums and are snorting coke off nubile groupies' tits every night, who can blame them?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:59, Reply)
They're shadows of their former guffs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
NiN are gash, fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Leona lewis'...
was terrible
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1791279

not really. I wanted to feed her to bears after I heard it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I find that VERY hard to believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)
She's dirtier that a Cornish tin miner's sock
it's just a shame when she starts doing music.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I can't believe you would say something so racist
just because she has brown skin DOESN'T make her dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This guy!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I'm not going to lie to you
I don't even have the faintest idea what she looks like, let alone her colour.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is how you stop piracy monty
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/23/finnish_isp_monitors_bust_nine_year_old/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
LOL at 'Pooh-impounding plods'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)

"We're the good guys here," said an industry spokesman while kicking a puppy to death. "We're just trying to make sure artists get paid!" he continued, ejaculating into a childs face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I like the version of this thread that isn't shit.
Oh hang on "post a list of films/songs you like" is shit too.

They were right about you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Come now Wilfred, you of all people might be nicer to the starter of a shit thread, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
He could at least try to be positive.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
It's one rule for him, another for the rest of us.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Blah Blah
Do a better one then.

I'm just passing time at work, not rewriting War and Peace.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
wait, there was a remake of Nightmare on Elm street?
When did that happen?

Also, do you actually watch anything apart from horror?

I'm with Chompy, I've never seen a remake that has particularly added anything to the original.

Cover versions of songs... there are a few I think improve on the original, but then I'll merely get called a fucking idiot heathen by Monty, and it's a nice afternoon so I can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Yes, gay porn and PJ & Duncan vids.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Oh sorry, you weren't asking me were you?
*wrecks the mike*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
*psyche*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I cannae see this happening

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Horror is a main genre for me.
it's also the most remade, churned out again and cinema seat happy.

The remake was terrible. Too much emphasis on him being a paedo. Terrible CGI. Jackie Early Hayley was a decent freddie.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Naked Ape is a better one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
better what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Freddie LOL TACHE LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I see...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:59, Reply)
anyway Scarpe isn't here to play this game
probably got his dick stuck in his arse and is trying to suck it out witha Dyson
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Better at understanding jokes?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
i just ate a yoghurt, but i didn't knit anything with it, you know why?
because I'm not a yurt prick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
YEAH, TELL HIM, JESUS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
i might give him leporasy
lets see his essence of cabbge and homopathic st'John wort mix cure that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Thanks to the Traditional Herbal Medicinal Products Directive I can no longer get hold of this cure-all :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I've just knitted my yoghurt all over your wife's face.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
you've written this before

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
She keeps asking for more.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Oliver Twist 2: The Bukkake years

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
"You've got to suck a cock- et or two"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)
here to help
t nd
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Ta !

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I thought the "War of the Worlds" remake was great

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Best remake - The Departed
Worst Remake - War Of The Worlds.

Alt: Johnny Cash - Hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1791306
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
You would.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
what's wrong with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
It's utterly fucking dire
The only thing that was good about it was Dakota Fanning. The plot was hideous, the aliens were shit, and the fact that all the important characters survived just made it worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Aliens seemed ok to me, that bit in the cellar is pretty spooky
and waht's with all the red jizzy stuff, GROSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I quite liked the "electric hoover" alien thing that came down the stairs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
fuck knows what AA is on about, anyway Robbie dies is that not enough
it's nice that Tom and his daughter could get on with their lives
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
By simply going to the city at the end with NO DAMAGE AT ALL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
it's good sense when invading a country to leave infastructure in tact
that way yourn occupation can run more smoothly
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
NO, YOURN OCCUPATION

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
No he didn't
He survived, that pissed me off the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
was robbie not the son, who gets blown up?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Yes, but he survived anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
does he?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Aye

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I do not remember this
I liked the bit when the Aliens shot down the lightning into the ground
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
quite a noncey thing to say there
about a 12 year old... I shall be reporting this to the daily Mail.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1791270
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Ah, but you forget
Your opinion means nothing to me, you hippy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Are you quoting an angst-ridded 'NIN' 'reboot' of Ultravox, here?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Are Ure, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
URE RIIIIIGGGGHHHHT
/RoyWalker
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
*says what he sees*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I don't listen to NIN

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
+, I feel them in my soul

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
No space with green Day in there eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I also don't listen to them

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
But you ARE awake now?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
*checks calendar*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Head Like A Hole was a fucking brilliant song
As is "Dead Souls" (a Joy Division cover, no less) the The Crow soundtrack, floppy wrists included
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I quite like the AFI cover of Head Like A Hole

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Alien Ant Farm's cover of Michael Jackson is good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
My version of SHUT UP NO IT ISN'T NAKERS YOU IMBECILE is better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
You prefer the original?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
If you die in agony in the original then yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Hurt is not Cash's best cover. He did loads of better ones.
It's not even the best cover on that album.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Just went out for a walk.
I got as far as Whitehall and was turned back by the police as they were closing it off. I thought maybe there was a VIP arriving or there had been a bomb scare or something.

Nope. Just a naked chap on a horse: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9698799/Whitehall-closed-off-after-naked-man-mounts-statue.html
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
The "reboot" of the Batman films was better
Last Kiss by Wayne Cochran
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
The 'reboot' of the Spiderman films is superb

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
The 'rebooting' of your mum's back doors was pretty special

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)
As the original Spiderman films were flappy gash, this isn't hard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I quite liked 1 and 2, 3 was awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
The main character actor is such a fucking wimp

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is true.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
And the fucking snaggletooth bitch in it too
The only good thing in them was Willem Dafoe
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I'd do rude things to her.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Ignore her during dinner, that sort of thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Yep, the big toothed ginger bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I'd shit on her cornflakes too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Willem Dafoes face is odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I dimly remember a live-action Spider-Man film from the late 70s
set in Hong Kong, which had one of the funkiest soundtracks I have ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Is that right, Monty? Well I never!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
..like you can remember anything from the 70's

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
If you can remember the 70s, you weren't there, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
*sympathy reply*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
*grumbleweeds*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Your dad was a great baker?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
A master baker

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Very crusty indeed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
'Spider-Man and the Dragon's Challenge'
It's piss poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Im a bit of a comic geek
and the murdered Venom. I raged.

Same with X Men 3.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Your face is a bad remake

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
alright Battyboy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Yes thanks. You?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Hey Jason,
I like a few covers, I saw a grimey punk band do my girl's mad at me by Madness, and it was amazing.
Film re-makes, however, I am dead against. I don't mind adapting stuff in to films, but remaking films just seems a bit lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
The laziest film remake I know of is 'Let Me In', as it's supposedly a shot-for-shot remake of the original
Made for people too stupid to be able to read during films.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Is that the one with pigs in houses and a wolf?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I have properly lolled at this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I am lolling at your lolling

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I'm now caught in a loloebius strip

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
lol fally-over 8

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I am masturbating at your lolling at his lolling.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
officelol !

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
LOLFEST!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I know of neither the original, or the re-make,
take your crazy cult b-movies somewhere else, and stop making me feel inadequate. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Yeah it really was!
Still liked it though.

For people who can't cope with subtitles
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I saw a mate of mine's band do Echo Beach punk style
It was rather good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Alright Sporto,
I just bottled up my first batch of homebrew cider. It is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is good
Post move I intend to setup a production line of booze
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Get a second bathroom,
convert in to distillery.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Massive double garage/potential sportspub

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)
perfect.
Can I reccomend something, if i could be so forward?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)
And what is that, good Pig of Oxford?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
American Remakes of
European films truely fuck me off...

See REC and Quarantine, a virtual shot for shot remake of a film just so stupid yanks dont have to see countries outside of the USA
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
What is your opinion on dubbing over subtitles?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I can read thanks

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)
As a martial arts film collector I have two distinct viewpoints.
The modern, big-budget epics need to be in Chinese and subtitled for gravitas. However proper old-skool kung fu films have to be overdubbed for that vintage experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Yeah I conceed that point
plus how else can you relive your childhood of mismouthing along to a film
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
There is a comdian in th newsletter that you are going to LOVE!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
It annoys me!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I have to watch almost all films dubbed these days,
due to the ladypig being partially sighted. I have also mastered reading incidental subtitles in films in inappropriate voices to wind her up.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Well look who it is!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
who what where...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
YOU, BOY.
YES, YOU. COME HERE.

WHY ARE YOU NOT IN CLASS?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I was smoking behind the bike sheds sir
*I of course mean smoking the pink pipe*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
You'll get on well with GeordieJay then

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)
A mates band did a more guitar-y cover of Eleanor Rigby
for a Christmas gig which was far better than the original, and they kept getting asked to play it but they weren't really sure of their legal position. Every so often they'd just go "fuck it" and play it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I hate all of the War of the World films.
Since that's the case, I actually didn't mind the Tom Cruise version any more than I minded the 50s version.

I re-read the book recently and it'd make an excellent film without changing location or time period. There are some wonderful set pieces in there that'd be brilliant on screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Running an Ironclad into a tripod?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
'The Labs story'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
You don't think that'd be cool?
See also the crossing of the river, or the tripods smoking out the gun emplacements.

The original book had the aliens adapting their tactics precisely because we were hurting them. All of the films have made them invincible until they catch colds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Spoiler alert you prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
What I mean here is that deus ex machina endings are shit
and it's something that has been engineered into the films.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
That phrase in no way marks you out as a massive bellend by the way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Some steam punk cunt
will fuck up a Victorian version though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Where's Wilf gone?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I believe Paris is his first destiantion, then Geneva, Alexandria and where ever the wind takes him!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
GET TO THA BALLOON!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
God speaking of remakes
The Coogan/Jackie Chan version of Around the Wilf in 80 Foggs is truly appalling
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
not that i can make it, sadly
but which pub are you all off to tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
No one will tell me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Some place with tits on the sign
as Stunned has chosen it
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I haven't seen it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
But you agree the remake is superior?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
To the 50s version?
I suppose. But it's a pretty close-run thing and since they're both shit anyway, somewhat academic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Tom Cruise version: better graphics, bigger explosions therefore better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
i'm going to see that "silver linings" film tonight
with bradley cooper, aka mr swipe, in it.

the book is always better than the film. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Indeed, because the book encourages you to use your imagination, whereas the film mostly doesn't .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)
it's also the bits they cut out
i understand they have to, because otherwise the film would be 10 hours long, but it still sucks my ass

unlike bradley cooper, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
But won't Brad already know how it ends

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)

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