I do actually keep my bread in the fridge.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

WHY?
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOUR BRAIN?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

This is possibly the worst admission a person could have made on here.
He'll never live this down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

well, the thing is that a lot of what gets said on here is joking
but deliberately making your bread go all hard and cold? why? that's just the hallmark of a sick brainwrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Oh, I'm not joking. I keep all of my bread-related products in the fridge.
I'm totally going to start keeping crisps in there, too.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)

But moths love cold, dark places
LIKE YOUR EAR
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Worse than Nakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Keeps the moths off it I suppose.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

hahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Oh, textbook.
If anyone knows where Kroney lives, I suggest filling his fridge with moths.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Kroney Monty
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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

That would be lovely, thanks guys!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Doesn't bread go off faster in the fridge than at room temperature?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Does anyone have any information pertaining to the effect on flavour
caused by nocturnal storage of chewing gum on domestic furniture, specifically bedposts?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Mr Donnegan may

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I was advised against chewing it by a female relative.
I chose to ignore them and swallowed it, with minor consequences on my tonsils.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:43, Reply)

depends what you mean by "off"
mould will grow more slowly in a fridge, but then it's probably moister.

I think, though, that you're probably missing the elephant in the room here, that keeping bread in the fridge is worse than paedophilia.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)

oh bravo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I don't like the direction this thread has gone in.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Don't get in a flap about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Towards the light?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Me neither.
Cold crisps? Ugh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)