yes, without exception
alt: pasta with blue cheese sauce and fresh chilli

altalt: bread is the most amazing thing but is also the most revolting thing when it is more than a few hours old. this is why i normally stick to wraps for sandwiches, i am a bread-squeamisher.

fucking hell, i am editing our legal updates newsletter, and having to rewrite every single article. should have just done it myself. what cracker jokes can i put in the december christmas edition?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:00, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What do you call a dead lawyer?
A good start.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)

© Jim Bowen, 1961.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)

'Why do black people smell?'
Put that one in, everyone likes that one surely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)

and the answer is?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)

'SO THE BLIND CAN HATE THEM TOO!!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)

*so* edgy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)

You're such a Ben Elton.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)

'Double seat, double seat, goddagedda double seat'
LOL!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Proper officechuckle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)

imagine if you were adopted as a blind orphan, and brought up as a racist in a white supremacist family
BUT IT TURNED OUT YOU WERE BLACK

COMING SOON TO BBC THREE
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Have you seen See No Evil, Hear No Evil?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)

NEITHER HAS HE!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Dave Chapelle called
He wants his act from 7 years ago back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)

shut up, I've got this brilliant idea for a comedy film
it's set in this police college right, and there are all sorts of adventures possibly even in russia
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)

MAHONEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Might work for a singular movie
but you'll never get a sequel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

or 6

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Pfft, give over
It's hardly sequel-rich material like the tale of a small-time Philadelphia boxer who gets an unexpected shot at the world title.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Just had this one on a text?
I've just bought the BBC advent calendar.
Every time I open a door, I have to pretend I haven't seen Jimmy Savile abusing a child.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)

WTN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)

What do you call a Derby man in a suit?
The defendant.

Also works for any other town full of mongs. Ipswich, for example. Or Stoke. Also Bradford. And Portsmouth. Mansfield, too. Leicester. And let's not forget Manchester. Or, for that matter, Brentwood. Blackpool's not got much going for it either. Nor has Liverpool. The list is almost endless. And by "almost", I mean "as long as the list of British towns".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)