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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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the only time for a newslink is when you are terminally short of lolsi have a networking workshop this afternoon, taught by actors in a theatre. i am not sure if this will be great or not.
it's not sexy, it's gross, but my budgie used to love me a bit too much when i was a kid. one day i picked it up and it did the usual bobbing spectacles thing that budgies think are so attractive. but i could feel... something.... pulsing against my hand (the budgie was a girl, btw). i turned it over and the poor deluded bird had stuck out this little bright red ring, expecting me to stick it with some hot male budgie loving.
fucking rank. i immediately dropped it, the budgie squawked but flew off, and we never spoke of it again. in fact, i'd blotted it out altogether until just now. thanks dude. thanks a bunch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:40,
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did you know the male cuttlefish delivers it's sperm in small packet's by passing them down a tube in a specialised tentacleit then finger bangs the female delvering it's spermy tic tacs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:52,
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what I'm saying is swipe has special tentacle that she uses to try and impregnate budgies with cuttlefish sperm.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 11:59,
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This is the only plausible explanationfor an attempted lesbian budgie scissoring that I can think of.
Well done, Nakers, another mystery solved.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 12:05,
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