I waste very little food.
The trick is to never buy any.

Alt: P1ZZ484$H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:40, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I think the trick is to buy most things dry.
That said I always waste potatoes. Always.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)

You should put these on your christmas list
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/30/motorhead_motorheadphones_motorizer_review/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Just £130 you say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Santa doesn't have a budget.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Are you my kid?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

That's totally unfair,
The only things she's ever asked me for are
1) an eyepatch
2) a Spongebob magazine when we were in Sainsbury's
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I hope you said no.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Yes to the former, no to the latter.
She got a right cob-on about it. It was rather embarrassing. I would imagine mummy never says no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

c l

/obvious
( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

we might need to rename it
you've also got such amazing treats in store as mini yorkshires with roast beef, mini burgers, king prawns, moroccan bites... all totally homemade and not remotely from waitrose....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)

JELLYBABIES

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

ROSSAGES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)

N0M84$H??

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

yes, everyone else has food. kroney has a gigantic tub of JELLY BABIES. i don't know if they speak french
how about NOMLOLB4SH4EVA
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

That sounds fine.
NOMLOLB4SH4EVA it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I don't give a shit what they speak, they're DOOMED

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

you can wash them down with a nice shot of pink... stuff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

No, I'm going cardigan shopping tomorrow, I need my wits about me.

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I have some fluorescent green stuff
Should I bring it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Chunky's gone to Iceland.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

now look
i don't mind the chunky thing. but iceland? you fucking rude bastard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Heh heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

i donno if I'm going art the moment, moving offices today and lid is a slag

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)