This is fairly interesting.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20540758

How much food do you waste? I'm not great at keeping all my food but it's no where near as much as the 40% mentioned in here.

Alt: What's for dinner?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:25, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think this nteresting as it's a classic case of trying to fix the symptons rather than dealing with the actual issue
The french live withbread that lasts a day at best for example
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)

yes, they do, but it's also highly subsidised by the government.
Is that what you want?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:32, Reply)

That and circuses

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Of course.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:33, Reply)

my point is it may be better to think about our actions rather than creating covoluted ways to deal with said actions

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:37, Reply)

That's retarded.
Why rust proof a car, when people can just park it out of the rain.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Why help keep people healthy when we can staple their stomachs?
prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Because people aren't made in a factory are they you retard.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

why not work on getting people to live a more sustainable and less wasteful lifestyle rather than simply encouraging their wastefullness
bellend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:45, Reply)

How is stopping things going mouldy encouraging wastefullness you prick?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

It's ok, if he is not interested in this bread his local supermarket won't stock it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Yeah. Says the man scarfing down Dominos pizza

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:38, Reply)

I'm ill and this is the temporary cure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Haha you're not ill.
You didn't think about your action and now you're somethingsomethingreleventI'veforgottenyouroriginalpost
( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

oh god, my boss asked me to do something on his laptop and he had the wikipedia open to orgasam addiction

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)

It's a hint. He's coming on to you.

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Is that even a thing?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Or is it the page for "organic additives"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:36, Reply)

*click*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Oh for sure.
It's like a massive encyclopedia on the internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

I waste very little food.
The trick is to never buy any.

Alt: P1ZZ484$H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I think the trick is to buy most things dry.
That said I always waste potatoes. Always.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)

You should put these on your christmas list
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/30/motorhead_motorheadphones_motorizer_review/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Just £130 you say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Santa doesn't have a budget.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Are you my kid?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

That's totally unfair,
The only things she's ever asked me for are
1) an eyepatch
2) a Spongebob magazine when we were in Sainsbury's
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I hope you said no.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Yes to the former, no to the latter.
She got a right cob-on about it. It was rather embarrassing. I would imagine mummy never says no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

c l

/obvious
( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

we might need to rename it
you've also got such amazing treats in store as mini yorkshires with roast beef, mini burgers, king prawns, moroccan bites... all totally homemade and not remotely from waitrose....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)

JELLYBABIES

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

ROSSAGES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)

N0M84$H??

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)

yes, everyone else has food. kroney has a gigantic tub of JELLY BABIES. i don't know if they speak french
how about NOMLOLB4SH4EVA
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

That sounds fine.
NOMLOLB4SH4EVA it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I don't give a shit what they speak, they're DOOMED

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

you can wash them down with a nice shot of pink... stuff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

No, I'm going cardigan shopping tomorrow, I need my wits about me.

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I have some fluorescent green stuff
Should I bring it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Chunky's gone to Iceland.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

now look
i don't mind the chunky thing. but iceland? you fucking rude bastard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Heh heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

i donno if I'm going art the moment, moving offices today and lid is a slag

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Does the 40% include bones and peelings?
Because I think the 30%-40% thing is bollocks. I throw away a few tomatos and the stubby end of a cucumber a week on top of vegetable peelings, chicken bones and fat trimmed off pork. I put out two small bags of rubbish each week. and they're mostly nappies, I put out way more recycling than I do rubbish. Anyways I might just be weird but I generally don't buy food unless I know I will eat it. I also freeze a lot until I need it.
( Peej, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:45, Reply)

you really need to potty train your wife

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I think it bears saying
that your Movember 'attempt' is pathetic.
Assuming you did actually try to grow a 'tache, that is.
I did lol at that picture of your offive though. Thgere's some quality porn 'tache-ing going on there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)

My attempt looks more pathetic than it is for two reasons
1. I suffer from dark hair, blond/ginger tache syndrome and 2. I shaved it all off last week so what I have there was only about 7 days growth rather than the 29 everyone else had.

Also fuck right off I look fucking sexy.
( Peej, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Oh, fucking loads.
I have these great ideas when I'm at the supermarket, buy a bunch of stuff, and then forget about it until it's gone off.

Which reminds me, I have a load of stewing steak I need to get in teh slow cooker for the weekend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Fry it off with some flour for five mins and tip some wine in before, it makes a lot of difference.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Oooh.
Haven't tried that before.

It may surprise you to learn that I don't much like cooking.

Eating, yes. But not cooking.

And there's no red wine in the house.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

You could always....
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I hope you're sat down...

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Leave the house
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Steady on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

If she leaves the house, who the fuck will mod us?
It'll be ANARCHY
( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

It's okay, monty's a super secret mod now
He'll sort you out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

SHHHHHHHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

She doesn't have the power to mod anything anyway.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

palm -> face

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I think it went over his head

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Yeah, I will be doing that later.
Wish me luck.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

She is likely to be sitting.
Or lying down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Et tu, Tangles?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

this is a fucking revolution in cooking
who would have ever thought to brown meat before slow cooking, and wine with beef. WINE wtf thats incredible.

next you'll be telling me you have "butter" on your 60 day old "bread"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

HAHAHA YOU TELL HIM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

You know what I heard, right?
If you cook stewing steak for a long time it becomes, like, really tender?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

*takes notes*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

grated cheese makes an excellent topping for baked potatoes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Cheese doesn't like me.
It my insides go all gonzy : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Adding salt to a dish can enhance the flavour, but careful! Not too much!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)

check this shit out, tomatos go with basil! I know! madness, they are fucking leaves or some shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Now this is just crazy talk.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

you are like a white ainsley harriot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I'm the British Ainsley Harriott.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Bernard British Andy Ainsley Henry Harriott

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)

i bet you like to pat ainsley on his fanny and whisper "Ainsley awooga"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)

With sophisticated palettes like chompy's around i can see why MK is such a mecca for food lovers
with many, mnay michelin starred restaurants
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:10, Reply)

This is right up there with the fish plus chips revolution.

( Kroney, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

You're asking these fat bastards if they waste any food?
Alt: Either a takeaway curry or I'll make a stir fry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I hate wasting food

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Im a bit bad with waste
Living on my own i cook far too much for one person. I really should either recycle or store it but hey ho. All the packaging gets recycled
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)