I quite like most of you on here (just don’t tell em I said so).
Not really into TV much mainly background noise, but I watch anything with Rick Stein for some reason.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have it on excellent authority
that he is a major-league alcoholic and really fucking unpleasant when he's lashed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I like him even MOAR

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I watch enough cookery shows, sadly, to have developed a theory on TV cooks
There are TV naturals who can also cook a bit, like Nigella Lawson.
There are chefs who've taken to TV surprisingly well, like Keith Floyd.
And there are undisputably superb chefs who shouldn't ever have been let anywhere near a camera due to a total lack of anything vaguely resembling a personality.

Mr Stein is the latter.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Nigella is such a charicature these days.
Also I can't watch her programme without constantly thinking about what a cunt her father is.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I know
You could get an image of him on the vinegar strokes too

*shudders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)

+ to a climax

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I'll "budget" all over his face

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I'd like to see her 'red box'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Ooh, torn here
On the one hand I should call you a bender for thinking about Nigel Lawson whilst watching those tits.

On the other, he really is a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:25, Reply)

She annoys me
every chapter of her book is illustrated with a picture of her licking her finger or a piece of fruit in a suggestive manner.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I had dinner with her brother Tom once.
An utter, utter cunt as well.

It's amazing how dated Nigella's early programmes look, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Funnily enough, I can't stop thinking about a nice bit of cunt when watching her too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Dude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)