Power over life and death probably
Keep myself alive until I'd had quite enough of human idiocy (Saturday probably, X Factor final) and stop anyone I care about from carking it. Before the petitions begin, you lot are almost universally shit out of luck.

Also would allow me to make my dream of Celebrity Deathlist a lucratively-televised reality.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would you add the......
all powerful and benevolent leader of the world, revered like a god and loved like a father? WOULDYOU WOULDYOU?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:57, Reply)

You're a fellow red if memory serves
so, given the history of Forest-supporting b3tans on /OT, your days are probably numbered anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)

They always have been Darth
Sadtimes :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah, but
the last b3tan I met on /OT who supported Forest, right, we went to see them play at Norwich end of the season before last, and he was DEAD 10 months later.

True story.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Suicide?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)

AIDS

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)

No, I was suggesting it as an option for Darth.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I would imagine my suggestion is probably a viable option for Darth too...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)

I'm working on it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Darths a truck driver
He was a prostitute Nuff said
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)

from the shame of the public buggering he got at Nottingham Forest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Shame?
It was probably the highlight of the match
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Indeed.
Nottingham sounds like a ghastly place.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)

You heartless cunt
Making light of a man's death
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Yep he fell out off a hot air baloon.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:11, Reply)

You could kill Jan Moir everynight!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I'd line up a shooting gallery in my DUNGEON OF DEATH
and after we'd run out of horse I'd kill Jan Moir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I'm pretty sure thats not a 'tallent'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)