When I moved here three years ago I thought, "Excellent, now I only live five miles from work, getting there and back should be a doddle!"
How very naive.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's what Bilbo thought.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:27, Reply)

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY
DRIVE INTO LEEDS
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Not without a tetanus shot, anyway.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Not without a 12 gauge full of shot

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:37, Reply)

I have relatives in leeds,
I fell down the stairs in their guesthouse and broke my leg.

Windy Pig. Aged 25 and a half
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:36, Reply)

I am in Leeds tomorrow and Friday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:40, Reply)

say hi to uncle Jimmy if you see him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Not in Roundhay this time. Need a recommendation for a good curry house though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Should he ask Uncle Jimmy
for one of his 'special cuddles'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)

different uncle jimmy,
my uncle jimmy has a dog with 3 legs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:47, Reply)

How does it smell

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:49, Reply)

How does he smell?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Too slow

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:50, Reply)

What's the smell of too slow?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Better than you smell

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:54, Reply)

NO YOUN SMELL!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:57, Reply)

how does it smell?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:50, Reply)

AWFUL!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:53, Reply)

I like Leeds.
Made a pink glittery CDC for the Christmas tree in The Scarborough a couple of years ago (was meeting Beekers when he lived there) and didn't get chucked out. Nommy real ale in there too :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)

i never really saw any of leeds,
just went to the big guest house jimmy owned, hung out in the grounds. There was this really cool all natural outdoor church.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:46, Reply)

TBH
I've mostly just seen the pubs - just read "outdoor" as "odour" :-P
Was this *uncle* Jimmy perchance?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Ah, the Scarborough.
Pretty much guaranteed to be standing room only after 2 o'clock, whatever day of the week it is.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:03, Reply)

There's always plenty of room
in the bike shed though ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Where would you recommend in Leeds for curry?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)

somewhere run by indians is usually best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Shut up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:48, Reply)

i'm gonna click i like this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:50, Reply)

:(
unlike others here I never wanted you to float away
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Don't know, I don't know much of Leeds.
I know a couple round the Bradford/Dewsbury areas (30 minutes' drive on clear roads) if that's any good for you?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:58, Reply)

I once knew a kettle from Bradford.
I told him I had no experience of the place, needless to say he said he was in his element.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Baddum -tish!
LOL
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:08, Reply)

*Doffs cap*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)

None of us fancy driving. Thanks though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)