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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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HmmThere was the time I went to see some modern art performance with my flatmate, after little to no sleep. Long story short, ended up punching the 'artist' in the face. Really shouldn't eat Twiglets, they make me far too agressive.
Alt: I quite like Pirates of Penzance.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:33,
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yeah. it's definitely the twiglets(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:35,
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Eight pints of Twiglets and he just flips.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:43,
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Fucking lightweightI've done 12 pints of bacon fries and driven home before now.
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Just don't mix those and Scampi fries, eh?Next thing you know you'll be gargling tramp balls for your next hit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:51,
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or picking pork scratchings out of the drip trays and drying them out(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)
If you ever want moneyjust give him one of those snack tubs and then ask him for his PIN.
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It's a slippery slopebefore you know it he'll be mainlining popcorn
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He had a chicken tikka massala and munchy box speedball once.Ended up in the cells, covered in his own excrement, shouting his head off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:51,
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Chasing Doretos(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:52,
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You know you have a serious problem when you move on toBrannigan's
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:05,
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