I'm alright, thanks for asking.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:45, 66 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Glad to hear it
All revved up for the Xmas drinking sprees at your establishament?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Last night was bonkers.
Place was dead until about 10, then a few Christmas parties pitche up and put 4k through the tills in 2 hours. Made a record week as well. Pretty proud really, Christmas is going really well. Putting the hours in, but it feels satisfying to be doing so good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Oh thank god

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Y'alright?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Excellent
I had been wondering all morning

So, um, what have I forgotten to get ready for my holiday? (I've not been away for 5 years or something, I suspect I am forgetting something obvious)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Have you booked a holiday

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Yup
done that bit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Tickets, passports, money, stuff to wear.
Everything else is extra
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)

hmm
not sorted out money yet. Probably should.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Tidckets, money, passport, as my old mum used to say.
Also, condoms (you never know!), make up (for bribing/tipping hotel staff) and US dollars if you happen to have any around.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:15, Reply)

haha! yeah
I'll totally need condoms.

Make up for tipping hotel staff?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)

The chambermaids and that.
Notoriously underpaid, always happy to get makeup they don't have over there.

Of course, this information may well predate the fall of the Berlin Wall, so could be a touch out of date.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:24, Reply)

OK, good information
cheers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Pants?
Socks? SUN CREAM? SPENDING MONEY?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)

OK OK! I'll sort out my spending money!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)

probably even I don't need suncream
in Russia in December
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Levis jeans? Best bartering tool in Russia
Might be a tip that’s dated
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I was in russia last year,
Take dollars.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Dollars


+


( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)

5 dollar?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)

$10 love you long time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)

that picture won't load on my phone.
What is it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I done fucked up piggy
I thought I had the Pic thing down, I'll try again
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Jesus christ HH,
On a Sunday?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Sadtimes Bro Sadtimes:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)

even sadder is that i have no idea what reference that picture has to dollars.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Dollar the band x2 = dollars

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)

(pointy bracket), 'img src="(insert URL here)"(pointy bracket)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)

1000 Baht* = love you long time - allegedly
*approx £20.35
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)

oooh!
tell me about how awesome it was!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)

It was kinda shit see for yourself
Sorry

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)

well done, I actually meant for Windy to tell me how awesome russia was
I don't understand why that picture is there, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Take dollars

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)

what?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)

*Walks away and slams door behind him*
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1803860
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Don't worry, HH.
I got it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Thank fuck someone did
I thought I picked up th wrong J-Peg for a Mo.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

It's not your fault these young 'uns don't know nothing.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)

They hate me b3thy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

They're just jealous.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)

we're just on a different level to you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I don't think you will wait the half hour it takes me to post a level 42 j-peg

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)

i'll just imagine it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)

\o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)

oh :( 80s band knowledge fail

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I havent time to tell you how awesome it was right now,
When are you going? Gaz me and I'll get back to you with reccomendations when I can.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

6 days over christmas
it's a tour, I think I get some free time in Moscow at some point, that or St Petersburg, not sure. Ta!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I'm not
I appear to have caught a chill of some sort - cough, aches, the occasional sneeze. Hitting it with lemsip has controlled it for now but I still don't feel very well. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)

*points Laughs*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Awwww.
There, there, Lighty. You have a lie down and wrap up warm and drink some tea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

some tea
plenty of whiskey
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)

FUCKSOCKS I will get the hang of this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)

*there there*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)

thanks
I'm going for another nap.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)

+1 on the taking dollars thing
Accepted all over the eastern bloc - some places I've been would rather take dollars over anything else - including local currency.
Also, take really warm clothing, it'll be below -10 most nights.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I expect this is meant for me
yeah - I have a new coat and gloves and a couple of base layers.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)

e
s p
*ment to come out as Bass Players*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:30, Reply)

OK
I get in now

not enough dick jokes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Hope this helps
www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=GVMRw3mBo_o
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Sorry - it was meant for CC
I'm jealous - haven't been to Russia for over a year. If you get chance in the future, go in summer - it's awesome.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:44, Reply)

the more I read about the place
the more I wish I were doing proper backpacking round the country rather than a short trip

tell me how awesome it's going to be! I'm super excited already!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:55, Reply)

TBH I've spent more time in Ukraine
But Moscow is a fine city, do all the touristy things - Red Square, St Basil's etc and definately try the Russian wines, they make some great champagnes. The vodka's pretty good too, served well below freezing, with a side of caviar & blinis it's heaven!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:01, Reply)

nom nom nom
There's a thing in the guide that says the brandy is good too. Russians are prettty good at booze
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Knackered, but alright
Why-oh-why must Johnny Foreigner keep such strange hours? It causes me to get up at silly o' clock to watch Cricket although it was thoroughly worth it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I have not yet looked at the 4th day scores
You seem to be giving off positive vibes though
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:02, Reply)

It's a win
How much merit there was in it I don't know. Very substandard India against adequate - not inspired - England.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:22, Reply)