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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm always polite
Alt: I get on pretty well with most bar staff at my local.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
they dangle their clagnuts in your guiness like pooey teabags

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I don't drink Guinness.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:50, Reply)
+ after i found a clagnut in my pint

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I haven't had any Guinness since 2005 when I toured the brewery, and discovered it really does taste like shit no matter where you go
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:01, Reply)
+ and they still dangled their clagnuts in my pint

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Do you want to know a sure fire way of telling if they actually like you, or are just being nice because you're a regular?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:46, Reply)
ooh i do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I'm not telling you.
I'm gonna gaz everyone else that asks, except you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Oh cheers for that gaz mate, what an eye-opener.
Who knew that the trick is simply 'don't be Nakers'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:50, Reply)
i know, easy isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:50, Reply)
A rule of life for pretty much all situations.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:51, Reply)
It's the only rule that isn't meant to be broken.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Is it if your pint tastes like semen?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:53, Reply)
no, its to do with the way they interact with you.
Any bar staff can feign interest in whatever dull tripe the regulars are prattling on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)
What way is that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I tend not to say anything more than.
"hi" "pint of grolsch please" and "busy tonight isn't it"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:00, Reply)
do you not tell them about your home brewing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Nope, but they did collect all the cider bottles they sold for a weekend so I could get started.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:02, Reply)
'which of your cocktails has a taste strong enough to mask the flavour or *these* little beauties?'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:02, Reply)
have you got any blue cocktails per chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:03, Reply)
When I worked in bars I had to listen to all manner of crap from daytime alcoholics.
The ones who tipped or got me a drink bought my time.

Simples.

Such a bar whore.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)

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