basically im never rude
But as time goes on and I get older, I'm getting closer to snapping at the store at some mother fucker for walking or standing so god damned close to me I can feel their breath on my neck fuck THE FUCK OFF
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Do you read 'Not Always Right'?
Classic shopworker humour.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:22, Reply)

i just realized it looks like i mean at work
But I actually mean in general, at any store when they stand so close to you you can't sign your fucking receipt or enter your pin ughhhhhh drives me inSANE
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:27, Reply)

I've turned round to people and asked them to move away before.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:29, Reply)

im afraid im going to snap
Like have a massive rant and yell at everyone around me and then die of embarrassment and never be able to go to that store again
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:33, Reply)

"Excuse me, but do you realise that jabbing your trolley into my Achilles will NOT make the queue move faster, you old bag?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:33, Reply)

seriously ffs you bastards

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Old people are shit
They should do the decent thing and die
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:42, Reply)

'I like this'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:12, Reply)

It used to be a lot funnier than it is now.
Now it's all the equivalent of "That was his first mistake"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:29, Reply)

I'm working on my 'Campaign for Real Al' manifesto at the moment.
Just so you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Excellent stuff.
I'm looking forward to reading it and seeing the campaign posters.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I'm going all-out.
Billboards, TV - the fuckin lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Stealing them?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:16, Reply)