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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BONG! IT'S THE TEN O'CLOCK NEWS! BONG! BONG! ETC!
I'm new around here. Give me 5 facts about yourself. NOW.

Alt: And a reason why I should/should not stay.
Alt 2: Where the fuck are the mods who were so happy with the "step" hammer earlier this year?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:00, 75 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
i h8 u

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:06, Reply)
alright Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:07, Reply)
drinking in leeds sadfave

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:08, Reply)
are you really drunk
or are you just crap at typing on your phone?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:09, Reply)
BOTH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)
There are worse places you could be supping.
Get to Friends of Ham. Seriously, it's worth the stroll.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Alright person I don't know
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:09, Reply)
alright TangledupinBazongaloid Superfly with a badger covered in fucking christmas tinsel gonna GIT yo sucka!!!!
I'm splendid, thanks for asking. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Not bad
I have a cup of tea and I'm shopping for a wireless mouse for my laptop.

Peter Kay is on the telly.

Why are you in on a Friday night?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I'm in on a Friday night because I couldn't be bothered dragging my arse out.
The fact that I've promised to take the kids to see Santa in town tomorrow morning is a pure coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)
alright real al

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)
evening fake al

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Hey, Fake al
I was listening to Iron and Wine at your suggestion and his latest album is quite frankly jawdroppingly brilliant.

Do you have any other hippy suggestions for similar stuff that I might like?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:28, Reply)
WTF are you two not the same person?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Fuck off.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
When?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Yes.
You should listen to Phosphorescent.
I recommend his album Pride.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Cool.
I shall check him out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Well done.
1:I'm not female
2:I'm not a hare
3:I'm not a small group of islands
4:I don't like custard
5:I'm not a FUCKING puppet
alt:We need an excuse to point and laugh before you DYAAKY.
alt:alt: Release Frank from the sandbox of hell
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
FREE THE MANCHESTER ONE!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
PS Chompy's ace just don't tell him I said so

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I didn't know Chompy was in Leeds.
I thought he worked for Milton Keynes Paperclips and Photocopiers Limited
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)
The life of paperclip salesman is……
More MI5 than you could possibly imagine
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:18, Reply)
oh my god I'm confused

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)
alright glued eel

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)
aright mince

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
I bet you thought I was a small group of islands
HAHHHHHH well I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Leeds is ace.
Nation of shopkeepers, Wire, the hop, distrikt etc.

The warehouse, stinky's, the mint club etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Have you pulled yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Brewdog have finally been granted a licence to open their boozer in Leeds
www.brewdog.com/blog-article/brewdog-leeds
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:27, Reply)
^^I like this
I'll have a TNP please.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:47, Reply)
did you ever go to that club in a church.
I got very drunk in there once.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Do you mean "Church" in Kings Cross?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
No. i wasn't aware of that place.
It must be fairly similar though I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I think it may have closed now
but every sunday morning that area was filled with Saffers, Aussies and Kiwis all blind drunk and stumbling home at about 10am.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:39, Reply)
I'm windy pig.
I know you already. It's alright in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Windy man whats with the Pandertron

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:25, Reply)
me and mns are facebook buddies already.
We're best buds.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:26, Reply)
I got him to make a thread
It's like a dirty plan to steal him from /Talk
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:27, Reply)
he could be the new psychochomp

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:33, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)
I've been here over an hour and I've not encountered any self-pitying whining nor nuffink

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:27, Reply)
You should be here on a weekday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:28, Reply)
SO SHOULD YOU LOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Shouldn't you be here then as well?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Oh ho hoh!
Not only a shit comeback, but too sloooooooow
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I even had time to put Caps. lock on.
I'm like the Billy the Kid of OT \o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Worse than HH :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Yep thats so low
Even battered towers above you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)
SozzTangles beat you to that one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Oh, you appear to have been zinged. Twice. Oh. Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Don't get him started he hates me already

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Sorry I was distracted
I'll try harder on the self-pitying whining
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Nope. theres less of it than we're led to believe on the outside.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Slow night then Windy?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Just died off,
I'm expecting a late rush though, the only other bar round here open past 11 is closed for a private party, do the late night jagerbomb cunts will be surfacing shortly I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:54, Reply)
tough break mate
Almost like when you was in bed this morning posting
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:59, Reply)
i do love to post naked.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:25, Reply)
+ape

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:26, Reply)
no sign of them yet.
May have got away with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:27, Reply)
If it wasn't for them drattet kids ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:29, Reply)
i'm pretty sure I did self pitying earlier
when I was terribly led into an ill-advised enquiry. I forever aloned and everything. Admittedly these guys need to put more effort in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:46, Reply)
there, there.
We still loves ya.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:48, Reply)
It's good to have such a supportive support group
a this difficult time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:48, Reply)
strikethrough mainia
Well if you dont cast your hook Cavy you'll never catch a fish
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:48, Reply)
*internet cwtches*

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)
excellent I shall crack out
the interweb tea and cayke
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:50, Reply)
that's how it works, right

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Just don't mention Russia

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:53, Reply)
not even the
citadel of autocracy*?

*I intend to rename my house this
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Hurrah. I do love tea, it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:55, Reply)
And thus the thread dies
Maybe a Jeffdogfucker post in the next half hour thats the norm.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:07, Reply)
1. I'm Al
2. I'm not really
3. Al isn't me either
4. That last fact was more about someone else
5. Alright

Alt: you should stay if you're not a shitcunt and should not stay if you are.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Have I got that the right way round?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)

that the right way a chanch of a reach a
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:38, Reply)

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