someone gave me a jar of honey the other day, from their own beehive
i didn't - and don't - quite know what to do with it. smearing it all over bradley cooper and spending the next 137 years licking it off aside. but the label says "made by our happy bees" which i thought was nice.

alt: i know (and it's more than one) but i can't say. stupid professional obligations.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:51, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

homemade mead is grim as fuck
I have never had nice homemade mead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I *nearly* had mead at a beer festival the other day.
Luckily at the last minute I realised that I was in fact not a level 9 paladin so I drank some retardedly-named beer instead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)

paladins often don't drink
depending on the particular faith they follow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

a level what WHAT?
jesus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)

he's trying to be cool like me
but he don't know his character classes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

*laughs*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

it's an emotional lollercoaster

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I think mead is fine when they are giving away free samples at Kenilworth Castle
But I would never buy any.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

depends which one you get
this is awesome

www.highlandwineries.co.uk/moniack-mead.php
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Never, I said.
Never.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)

What, never?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Alt: that what gaz is for

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:54, Reply)

professional obligations?
there is nothing professional about any gazzes that i receive
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)

No, for breaching them by privately telling me who is going down the tubes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I reckon its sunglass hut.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Do you really?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I started a new thread you know.
But not about sunglass hut.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

does sunglasses hut really exist?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I bought sunglasses from them.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:01, Reply)

that was really a wizard in disguise
you have magic glasses
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Oh Cavy.
Cavy, Cavv, Cavy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)

and....he's spent.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)

i have at least 4 major names that have been asking for tip of iceberg concessions blah blah blah
watch the news after the december quarter date...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

is it basically everywhere except Tesco
and we're all staring at a future with one big shop laid out in the way most likely to disorientate and frustrate you, where the lights are too bright and people attack you with trolleys?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Tesco are losing market share at the moment
and have failed in America, so don't think they'll be taking over any time soon.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Their cuntishness will hopefully be their undoing.
Jew bastards.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I hope it's M&S
fed up of hearing people go on about how wonderful their stuff is, as if you can't get the same for less elsewhere without the snob badge on.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)