I have so little interest in the 'charts' that I didn't realise they still existed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I like the way they are based on what people are buying from all time rather than what's recent, so old songs can return to the top 10

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I couldn't care less.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Cheers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I thought this only happeded if they were re-released?
otherwise why is Elton john ever not number 1.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Nope.
Loads of songs re-enter after being featured on programmes with large audiences.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)

that's as may be but it's not based on all time sales
it's based on what people are buying this week.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Pedant

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Nope, just trying to clarify what you are dribbling on about

you tedious peasant.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:21, Reply)

You sure you don't want to post that in the wrong place again?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Yes thanks.
Are you sure you don't want to go back and edit your post so it means what you mean it to mean, rather than being semi-literate gibberish?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Urgh. I bet you feel really superior right now, don't you?
Probably having a little celebratory wank into an Oxford Dictionary
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Yes, yes I do.
I prefer the Chambers myself, but well done for being able to name a book, you provincial prole.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:28, Reply)

That's twice I've been called a prole on here.
Are you all characters from Downton Abby or something?

A lot of you have a massive superiority complex, and it's not very well backed up by your utterly cuntish remarks.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Only twice? You do surprise me.
I can't speak for anyone else but I am not a character from some ghastly ITV drama series. I just happen to hail from one of the few civilised parts of the country and not that rickets-ridden flea-pit your grew up in.

Now explain why being a cunt stops me being superior, and show your workings.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I'd sooner come from Newcastle than spend my life belittling people and looking down my nose at them to mask my own insecurities

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Lucky really.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I'd sooner fellate Dozer than even visit.
So I guess we'er both lucky there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)

It's quite nice actually.
Pre 9pm that is.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Well I imagine he gets a bit cheesy after that.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Even after, as long as you are down by The Baltic Centre side of things, I found.
Staying in a hotel near the station was a mistake though, Jesus.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Spoken like a true protletarian.
Nice work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:38, Reply)

this is hilarious, because it's coming from you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Indeed.
If anything it should make it all the more insulting. Although I would point out I am, at least, capable of constructing a comprehensible English sentence, unlike fucko here.

I'm just too lazy to bother, rather than being too genetically and intellectually impoverished.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)

You're an utter wretch.
I wondered why people were having a go at you on a different thread.
Now I know.

Grow the fuck up, you keyboard warrior.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Do you mean people, or do you mean Battered?
Dear me the entrance exam for this place must have gotten one hell of a lot easier if you've survived this long with such a thin skin.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)

This is you very much back in my good books.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)

So all it takes is being a cunt to some poor little scouser who's only crime is to be ill-educated?
Glad to oblige.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Aw, I always wuvved you fuzzy bun.
Just don't trust you outside of the walls of B3ta any longer...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I'm fine in person*.
My FB account is just an extension of my b3ta persona, which is why it has the same name. I have another one for family and people I don't call a cunt on a regular basis.

*may not be fine in person
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)

are you hidden on fb?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Nope.
just search for my username here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Sorry, I know you're lazy and shit
but seriously, can you not tell the difference between the word "scouser" and the word "geordie"?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)

They are both tedious and northern, I refuse to distinguish between them.
It's like having different names for different colours of diarrhoea.

It's also funny to watch them get all excited and indignant when you get them mixed up.


You scouse twat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)

you see, sometimes
We see absolutely eye to fucking eye.

How depressing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Isn't it?
oh well, we still have music to vehemently disagree on.

ICP 4EVA!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)