lose about 10lbs
tidy my room and keep it as tidy as the rest of the flat

go to the gym 3 times a week and yoga once a week

wear make-up to work, not just for the pub
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

battered, you get NIL POINTS for the lolarious inevitable +0

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)

how about a more subtle
lb kg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)

kg cwt
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)

k
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)

How would you fit in going to the gym 30 times a week anyway?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Depends if they serve food

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)

She hardly fits in to the gym at all. They've had to have wider doors fitted.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)

wider hangar
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)

This is clearly bollocks
Gyms have to have wider doors than any other institution, except Iceland, obviously. Otherwise the average patron's head wouldn't get through.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)