I bet your cock does, too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:48, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

zinger lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Oh, I say.
Effortlessly clipped off the pads to fine leg.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I have Lords Ashes tickets :o)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Well done sir. Good stuff

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)

hopefully we'll give them a jolly good thrasing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I hope you don't have tickets for days 4 or 5

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)

are you expecting it to be all over by day 3?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Lunchtime on
Assuming we bat first. 600-1 dec by tea on the second day (Cook 400*), Aussies all out for 20summat next morning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I think I might have to prod my MCC mate
I fancy sitting in the Member's Pavillion and hurling genteel abuse at Michael Clarke.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)

The Mitchell Johnson song is the best.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I actually don't know this song
which is what happens if you get most of your cricket via BBC live text instead of TMS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Woooah ... he bowls to the left, he bowls to the right, that Mitchell Johnson, his bowling is shite.
Accompanyed by standing up, holding a stubby and swaying left and right.

W B Yeats it ain't.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:24, Reply)

That's underwhelming
I was hoping for something specifically tailored to his tatts, or summat. You could just substitute "Mitchell Johnson" with any other four-syllable name. Up to and including "Joel Garner", if you couldn't afford your own dentistry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Well, except Mitchell Johnson very specifically and publically has massive problems with his line.
but, yeah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Warney had plenty of problems with "lines"
and he was still the greatest bowler of all time. Glenn McGrath my fucking hairy arse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:31, Reply)

live version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0RzX926l4g
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Yeah ... kinda don't do that at Lords though, old chap. Not the done thing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)