yeah, but he didn't say coat did he, he said hat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:32, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

No-one said coat
I was putting it into the mixer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I wouldn't, it takes fucking AGES to get the fibres out of the blender mechanism afterwards.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Really not much to do north of the wall is there?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)

If Nakers and Tangles are to be believed, I'm reduced to wanking over rabbits with a stapler up my arse.
I'm actually facing the utter futility of trying to chose a pram by any other method more logical than throwing a fucking dart at some pictures on the wall, but the former image is probably a better one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Second hand bugaboo chameleon was great for us and grows with the sproglet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)

No good for us, they weigh quite a lot more than most others
and we live in a first floor tenament flat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

maybe should have got yourself a proper house before you got pregnant,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Nah, this has got more floorspace than most people's houses
It'll do for the moment.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Are you pregnant badge?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)

no, you heartless bastard, it's just water retention.

Mrs B is, yes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)

yeah we've ditched it for a basic maclaren now of this reason
no good for a newborn though.

How is Mrs. B getting on? Any idea of it's sex?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I'm guessing Mrs B is female.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:04, Reply)

It takes a lot to get past you, jeffers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)

She's doing OK, ta
nope, no idea, don't want to know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:14, Reply)

You're going to need to know once it is born.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Do I?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

If only for naming purposes.
Unless you are going for one of those unisex names.
But it's one of those questions people expect you to know the answer to once they are born.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Nosy fucking bastards.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Congratulations on your fully functioning reproductive abilities.
I sincerely hope that you are making the most of your final days of freedom by going out and drinking as much booze as you can.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Thank you
I have been drunk constantly since the 20 week scan, ta.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Good stuff.
You have to remember that you are drinking for two now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Three, technically.
Mrs B isn't drinking either.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I meant her.
Babies don't really need beer until at least six months old.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

yeah, but they definitely need me to drink gin for them

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Definitely.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Ewwwww breeders :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Well someone's got breed some intelligent fucking children
We're positively selecting for retardedness and XFactor as a species these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:13, Reply)

MUTANTS

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 14:22, Reply)