"I'm going to fuck you. And as I'm fucking you, you'll obey me. And I'm going to call you Estelle as I fuck you, you respond to Estelle, nothing else. Understand?"
Wilf's words were all that Localboy was focussing on. He watched Wilf's moustache move as he spoke, and he wondered to himself how those bristles would feel around his hole when Wilf rimmed him. At least he hoped Wilf would do that- he was clearly the top here, if anyone was going to get rimmed, it would be him and not Localboy.

Localboy stood back and bit his lip as he looked at Wilf's naked body. He'd suspected that his prick would be sizeable, and he wasn't disappointed. He started doing a bit of mental arithmetic, making silent estimates of the length, girth and weight of the erect member. He cast his mind back over the previous 25 years and could only remember one other cock that came near to this one. He smiled coyly as he remembered that silky feeling as he's taken that dick as deep as he could. Tonight was going to be one to remember.

"I want you on your knees Estelle, look me in the eyes. If you break eye contact then you'll have to be punished." Once again, Localboy felt a jolt of pleasure run from the base of his feet right up to his mouth. He swallowed nervously as he started trying to guess how Wilf would taste.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:49, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Congratulations. You broke the internet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:54, Reply)

hahahahahaha!
I was going to write *spaffs* but that was even funnier than Fifty Shades Of Grey, which is saying something.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)

needs more bodily fluids

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Needs MOAR
‘he dived in as joyfully as an otter into a
garden stream’
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:02, Reply)

deffo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:03, Reply)

No, No, I got it!!!
"Estelle? "

"Papa?"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:07, Reply)

OMG there are otters on BBC1 right now!
It's a sign of the apocalypse!!!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:05, Reply)

cataclysm of cuteness

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:06, Reply)

jesus.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:02, Reply)

YOU CALLED!!!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)

O_o

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:04, Reply)