I think we should write limericks, as it's the end of term.
I'll start:

I met a young woman from Crewe
Who desperately needed a poo.
She shat in her hat
So I cried 'Don't use that!'
We've a perfectly fine portaloo.

God, I'm bored.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:16, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alright Pam Ayres

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Oooo me luvver!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)

An E-card at Christimas time
Is treading a very fine line
Between outright shit,
And "You tight arsed git."
I hope that you choke on a lime.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Ha ha!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)

There was a young slag from Penzance
Who boarded a bus in a trance
Twenty four fucked her
Plus the conductor
And the driver came twice in his pants
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Hee hee!

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Matron!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Is this a reference to when swipe visited Cornwall?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)

There was a young man from Brazil
Who swallowed a dynamite pill
His arse backfired
his heart expired
and his bollocks shot over the hill.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:50, Reply)

or
home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/naughty/lims1a.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:54, Reply)