the slow painful death will continue until the final rattle
alt: i was totally spoiled, no crap gifts at all. main present was the amazing holiday, but i also got some nice clothes including a proper rah chunkyknit ralph lauren cardigan and a handbag, makeup, funky cushions for my sofa collection, money etc.

altalt: how do we know it's the real you?

monty's ex is a selfish cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm the fake me as well.
The mods clearly know this from the message they have posted on my banned account.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Is your favourite wine
"Daddy, I wanna go to Barbados!"?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

wouldn't that be a wHine?
i am seriously sulky about being back here. that beach was fucking epic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

if we're going to whine.
it's going to be 35 degrees here tomorrow, and higher than 40 on friday.

Although I'm going to the beach, I think I will be dying.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

london is cold, grey, wet
and i came back to 852 emails, of which about 210 need action.

swap? please??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

sure.
pay all my flights, rent and everything else, and I"ll do it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:36, Reply)

it's so tempting

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Not sure they'd allow an non-legal qualified person handle all that technical stuff though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

gash
the fly in the ointment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

GASH

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

you're a gash

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

She could easily afford to.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)