DF's 2013 OT predictions;
Yazz "The Only Way Is Up" Award for Most Improved Poster; GeordieJay.
Most Likely To Bertdown; Nakers. Everyone has a limit, even bent spastics.
Most Likely To Persevere Despite Obvious Moribundancy (totally a word); the irrepressibly chirpy Sportscow.
Danny Dyer Award for Most Likely To Start A Fight In An Empty Room; Battered. Again.

Add your own below, I've run out of creativity/patience/coffee.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I don't think Nakers is going to attempt sexual acts with any of his siblings.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

No level of depravity is beyond your average OTer Poppet
Look at Labs. He took up RUNNING. For god's sake.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:35, Reply)

So? I joined the gym.
I go every day when it's open and I'm not sick. most days for an hour or more.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

DEPRAVITY etc
The missus and I have just started a new fitness regime actually. Hoping enough piss-taking if I fall behind will help me keep motivated. And am going teetotal to shift some gut. Are you sick a lot?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

no. I got sick at the start of december for the first time all year.
but I seem to be having a few allergic reactions lately.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Oh rubbish
Gluten intolerance? Or lactose?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Personally I am WHISKY CHAT intolerant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I discovered about 4 months ago now that I'm having a lot of trouble with gluten, as well as MSG.
And there's something else that we haven't been able to pinpoint. Makes my mouth tingle and abit puffy, and I get hives. Not fun.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Ouch
Have you had a checkup at the doctors? Be a bit weird if they couldn't pinpoint an allergy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

well see it's in the caf food on campus. and it seems to be in everything.
so because we can't access the caf food ingredients lists, I have no idea what's causing it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Don't worry though, a doctor's trip is actually booked for next week.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Good :-)
I reckon you should sue the campus caf. Or blow it up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)

no thanks.
to both.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

You could at least lobby them to provide food that doesn't make you ill for god's sake

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Poison Ivy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I'm not a doctor
but I think you're problems come down to the fact that you're a nancy gaylord.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

well I did learn from you, the Best Nancy Gaylord there is...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Nothing I eat makes me get all sick and girly.
I'm a fucking apex predator, me.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Er
Helloooooooooooo!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:08, Reply)