We should have occasional amnesties where new people can post and not get the piss taken for a whole day
That might attract a few.

Alt: Got some games, some books, some CDs, a dressing gown that for legal reasons cannot be referred to as a Jedi robe, and some booze. King of Tokyo looks like a fun game.

AltAlt: I parked my name quite happily on another account and got it back without issue*

*unless you count being unable to remember the password for either account and having to do a reset on both, at which point I realised I couldn't remember the email address I'd used to set up the parking account
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:34, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Wouldn't a day of no piss-taking be incredibly shit and dull?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I'm only here for the pisstaking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

And whisky chat
Don't forget the whisky chat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I never tire of it.
MORE WHISKY CHAT PLEASE!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I drank some whisky last night.
True story.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

PLEASE NAME THE BRAND.
THIS IS A VITAL COMPONENT OF WHISKY CHAT.


THANK YOU.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

There were four of them.
I don't know the names of any of them.
Er... one was a bit 'peaty'?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Make up names then.
My favourite is Auchtenbruichshladdie. It's got smoky notes and in no way at all tastes like Jimmy Krankie's pissflaps. Which is lucky.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I ASK FOR A TEN YEAR OLD LADDIE!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

You haven't lived till you've tasted American Flange
It tastes exactly like American whisky.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I like to pretend that I'm talking about abusing a child when really I mean that the whisky I drank was aged for some time in its barrel.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)

That must be hilarious.
Do please feel free to post this several times a day, I can't see it ever becoming tiresome and irritating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:57, Reply)

My wife bought me a pair of brandy glasses and a selection of 5 different brandies for me to try.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)

If they can't take a bit of awful bullying
then I wouldn't fucking want them here. They'd HSH up the place and TRL would come back.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Maybe all the good posters would come back and make it like it was
before it became like /talk 2.0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Like beckyletters and Maladicta.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

RIP the good posters

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

It'll attract them for precisely two days
One to think "Hey this is alright" and a second on which to run for the fucking hills.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Also, how come everyone else is allowed to have a spare account and I'm not?
Terrible discrimination by the mods here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I can't access mine because I have forgotten the login/pw.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

aha me too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I might be missing something here
but where in your name does it normally have an I that it doesn't now?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

he's used a capital I instead of the L
(I assume)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:42, Reply)

If you look carefully, I'm called tangledupinbiue at the moment.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Had no idea
So I wouldn't worry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Descrimination is what it is.
an outrage
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Wed 2 Jan 2013, 11:44, Reply)

HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S COLIN KWIKFIT!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)

*Canned laughter*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I've got one.
Just so you know.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 12:00, Reply)