I'm on a mission from MOD.
The poor cunt is on a 'last chance' week's stepping over this. So we have a moribund messageboard with an ever-dwindling and increasingly unfunny post count (no offence everyone. Actually fuck it, 'offence'), we have an innocuous and jovial post for a change and they're rewarded with that. Nice one you mod-tards. Way to hasten your own demise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:00, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, man.
Stick it to the man. Or at least, his son.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:03, Reply)

STICK IT TO YOUR NAN

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Are we still having Na'an?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I think so.
Slightly dodgy innards this morning but I should imagine so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Couple of litres of water and a bready sandwich should sort that out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:13, Reply)

That's my thinking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Well you did ask where the step hammer had gone

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:04, Reply)

hahaha v good
The only problem is that now I cannot stop singing 'step hammer' over Peter Gabriel's 'Sledgehammer' AGAIN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Thanks
Now I have that earworm too.

Gonna need a lot of Pink Panther to shift this one...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Good.
I hope the whole place burns down.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Me too brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:15, Reply)

i feel a bit ropey today.
Drank rather a lot yesterday. Bleh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Is that like a bertdown, but done in Scots poetry?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:16, Reply)

If b3th is our resident mod without powers, then who else is over here modding us?
Or has b3th been deceiving us about her lack of powers and is even now reading these words with her finger hovering over some kids the edit button?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Nah she's fast asleep and deep in Lithium dreamland about now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)

what, Wilf?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Oi!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)