oh gawd

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That doesn't sound like a definite "No" then.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I've met him K, he's lying.
You don't want to stay with him without taking a shower cap.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:01, Reply)

He wanked into my hair when I met him
And I wasn't even asleep.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Now I think about it
So did you, Al.
Is my hair very sexy or something?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)

You do have a sexy head of hair, it's true.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

newsflash
I wont be staying with anyone because I sleep naked. So unless you want to see that hot mess im staying in a hotel
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Some people in England have seperate rooms for different people to sleep in. We don't all live in Victorian work house dorms

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:10, Reply)

some people also sleep naked in their own homes
but have special sleeping clothes for when they stay with other people.

it saves on hotel prices.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

I sleep in a tshirt, but with my goolies out.
It's a compromise that seems to work for everyone.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I'm the opposite, I don't like getting a sweaty ballsack
so I'll sleep topless, but I need my shorts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)

i dont see the point
Its rare that I can sleep at all when staying elsewhere, let alone adding uncomfortable clothing to the matter
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Are you scared of the unfamiliar surroundings?
Or do you just get too excited?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I just dont sleep well

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Have you tried a hot mily drink before bedtime?
Or having someone put their had on your chest and shushing you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:21, Reply)

the point is that a pair of pyjamas cost £10-20
and a hotel room costs more than that.

but hey if your nudity is worth that much to you, who am I to point out basic economics.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:18, Reply)

it has less to do with wanting to be naked and more to do with being comfortable
And its nothing I havent tried before, ive always
woken in the middle of the night and kicked off my clothes, besides why would I wish to travel across the ocean to sleep at someone elses house when I dont even do that here
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I was just trying to be nice.
It's okay if you don't want to stay, I'm not offended. Just ignore mental Wilf here.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:24, Reply)

hey! I was trying to be nice too
no pleasing some people.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:27, Reply)

no you weren't

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I bloody was
you're the one with no money who wants to waste it all on hotels rather than let Al jizz in your hair.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:32, Reply)

who the fuck said I have no money?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:34, Reply)

you did.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:37, Reply)

no I didnt
Theres a difference between saving money for a trip and not having savings or money full stop
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

i genuinely appreciate the gesture
Im just weird and would rather sleep in a hotel by myself
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:28, Reply)

No worries.
We'll all take you out for a Tayyabs when you come over.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)

i thought you all lived in mansions,with butlers and morning rooms, whatever they are

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:18, Reply)

We are, but our guests sleep in the guest wing.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Or Kent, as the local people call it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I've got to be honest here
if a girl wants to come and sleep naked in my front room, then as long as she's happy, I'm happy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:15, Reply)

And when she catches you sniffing the sofa cushions the next morning
you can say you were just looking for change.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:17, Reply)

ha lu
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:23, Reply)