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Plans for the Year
Holidays, property developments, winning the lottery.
What does 2013 hold for you?
I'm off to florence and Rome in July. Already counting the days.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:14,
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Is this gay slang?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:15,
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Is what slang? The whole question?
No.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:17,
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I assume
"off to Florence"
As in, look at that flamboyant chappie he looks like someone who is "off to Florence"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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Ah dear.
I love how the common thought of a gay man is a flouncy pouf.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:39,
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I didnt say flouncy
I said FLAMBOYANT... as in that chappie who was in Dr.Who and now seems to have become a professional gay.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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Barrowman?
Grade A cunt.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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I'm going to some city called 'London' in May to see Mark Knopfler at the Albert Hall
Might be going to Finland over the Summer to stay in a cabin for a few days as well.
Hopefully I'll permanently get the fuck out of Ireland too.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:16,
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Amen, brother.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:18,
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Not that I dislike it like
Just time to move on and get outta this company
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:18,
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My friends moving his girlfriend over from Ireland this weekend
She's happy to be leaving too.
How bad is it?!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:23,
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It's like Wales
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:28,
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It's nice enough but I just miss living in big busy cities
Dublin might be alright
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:29,
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Moving house soon,
getting made redundant.
Going to vegas
Two weddings
30th Birthday.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:16,
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Oh and reading beer festival.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:17,
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Sounds like you've got the makings of a great buddy movie there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:18,
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I flirted with redundancy last year.
Wasn't enjoyable.
You have options?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:31,
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Not sure yet, consultation is still going through.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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Well good luck to you!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:39,
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Moving house
Extending new house
Paying massive mortgage on new extended house
Death
Taxes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:20,
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Moving house
Extending new house
Paying massive mortgage on new extended house
Death
TaxesStill trying to sell house.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:21,
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this^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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Rome is fucking awesome
I spent 4 days there about 10 years ago and was agog at all the history there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:21,
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Yeah Im not Religious but love the architecture
Im really looking forward to that.
Not sure what Florence has to offer, my mate has chose that part.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:24,
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Florence is amazing. New York and Florence are my favourite cities.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:29,
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Any tips on what to see/do? Apart from drink wine.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:31,
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Oh and half the restraunts don't really give you a bill they just guess how much you've eaten/drunk.
You'll be undercharged more times than overcharged so don't worry about it.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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As a proper foodie, this bodes well. Thanks!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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Oh and this place is great.
www.illatini.com/illatini/ristorante/chi-siamo?lang=en#You'll have to wait in the street, but it's worth it.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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10 of us went to that place for 3 hours, 5 courses and close to 20 bottles of wine for less than £30 a head.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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I will defo try these so I hope you're not trying to give me dysentry!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:46,
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Nope, they're both great.
Il Latini especially, the waiter just goes "are you alergic to anything?" and "white or red?" then orders for you.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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I hope you get dysentry
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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Or dentistry
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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it holds my balls in the palm of its hand
and is considering twisting them off.
I'm hopefully skiing in a couple of weeks if I can sort it. Other than that I'm not really arsed about holidays.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:23,
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Going to see Les Miserables in London in March
Aside from that, no plans so far.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:28,
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Make sure to be a proper northerner and
pronounce "Les" as in the quaint northern name and "Miserables" as in the emotion. That's well funny.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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Shouldn't he also abbreviate 'Miserables' to 'Mis'?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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The joke is that they're 'oomourously mispronouncing it
like they're going to see a miserable bloke called Les down the pub because they're way too manly to go to a moooosical.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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That one where the boggly-eyed Klingon
who was well powerful despite being almost as short as Battered attacked the station.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:29,
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This isn't the DS9 thread.
Whatever. I'm not moving it.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:30,
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Stick an answer to this in the DS9 thread to avoid confusion
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:32,
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No, I like it here.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:35,
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There's an Aston Martin thread?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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I liked the ones with the mirror universe, where Kira was sexy.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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Didn't that also happen in TNG?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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It's happend in every StarTrek series I think.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:44,
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LIke the back in time ones.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:17,
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I shall be debating when to buy a new car
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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I am also doing this
Are we not the epitome of rock and roll life?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:38,
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Your car will probably be more rock and roll than mine.
I'm looking for a focus estate and my main debate is whether to stick with the lower taxed 1.6 or go crazy and get a 1.8.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:39,
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haha, no.
It has to be minibadger compatible, and probably new. I'm looking Honda CRV or Kia Sportage, fact fans. IMAGINE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:56,
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I can't bring myself to buy a people carrier
so I'm sticking with an estate in the hope that this will stop me becoming some sort of terrible boring dad.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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This is basically why I'm buying a faux-SUV
one of the few things out there that can fit an adult between two child seats in the back. That, and Mrs B is keen to move back "to the country" in a couple of years and the last village I lived in up here used to average about a week every year cut off by snow.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:00,
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I also can't really afford one of them.
But I appear to be able to get a 4 year old focus estate with about 60K on the clock for about 8K.
I'm hoping more will become available when the number plates change and all the fleet vehicles get traded in.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:02,
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Yeah, they ain't cheap.
but I really want something new so I don't have to worry about shit breaking and unexpected costs. Although, in that respect we've also been somewhat aided by Mrs B getting a £16K pay rise just before she told them she was pregant. Maternity leave score.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:05,
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Watch out then, badge
a fair few of those faux-SUV things are two wheel drive, I'm given to understand.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:05,
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Yep, ta, I'd noticed that.
The CRV is only 2WD on the low spec. As long as you buy the right model of the Kia, it's 4WD on demand, so it's FWD until the grip runs out, which means the fuel consumption stays low. You can lock it in 4WD if you need to if you stay under 25mph. Same system on the Hyundia iX35.
Problem with a "proper" 4WD is that the fuel costs are arse-raping for something you need for about 5 days a year, even up here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:09,
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Ah cool beans.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:12,
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The majority are front wheel drive
and the one's that are "4wd" the rear drive only kicks in if the front wheels spin.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:09,
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that's what I want.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:10,
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Warning about Kias
expensive parts, and only available from Kia dealers in some cases, according to mate in the trade and another one who has the big MPV they make.
Of the fake SUVs I like the Qasqai, though not a huge amount of passenger room considering the size of it.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:15,
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The one time I have properly broken down
the AA guy towing me had to stop and get one of those Kia people carriers. The thing was two years old and had blown the head gasket.
Could be a freak accident, but sounds like shitty parts.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:16,
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Or a Friday car
not filled up with coolant/leaking, or lead-footed driver.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:20,
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You'd have to go some to do a gasket
after two years pottering about no matter how roughly you treated it. Manufacturing defect, I'd have thought. Dodgy part or dodgy practice. Not a great sign, either way.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:23,
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Bollocks off, you're drawing your conclusions based on 1 incident.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:24,
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And you're attempting to argue with me
based off no knowledge whatsoever.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:32,
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I'm not attempting, I'm pointing out, quite correctly, that you've based your dislike of a car based on one incident
I'm not saying they aren't shit, but unless you have multiple bits of evidence you're just spouting bollocks.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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Well, I'm saying that it'd be tough to break a head gasket
in a two year old car however it was treated. Which is true. The fact that it did go is indicative that something else wasn't up to scratch.
I don't have an opinion on the car.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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Yes you do, you ahve clearely indicated that because one possibly defective head gasket made it onto a vehicle
that all Kia head gaskets are shit quality.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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OK, yes, I did. Fair enough.
You don't seem to understand that breaking a two year head gasket is hard.
However I will, if it'll make it any better, say again as I did in the first post, that it "could have been a freak accident".
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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True
any slight coolant leak and someone in the habit of clogging up the motorway at 100 or so every day could probably blow any car though.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:26,
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My first car was a four year old Peugot 106 and it turned out to have a leaky head gasket
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:23,
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I had a Rover 214 do the head gasket twice
Never touch anything with a 1.4 K-series engine, they're shit.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:30,
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you can dump the 1.4 part
It's the K series that's the problem. Iron block/ally head, and a head gasket made of metal. What's that you say? no flexibility in the gasket at all, and two metals that expand at different rates? Why, I can't see any issue there whatsover.
You can set your watch by 1.8 K series head gaskets going at 40,000 miles.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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And the design
Like a motorbike engine, a sandwich with the head bolts all the way to the sump, so amy mistake in the tightening is a potential time bomb.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:39,
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true.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:44,
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That seems pretty bizarre.
One mistake by the apprentice on the torque wrench and you've got a potential cracked block.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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Yup, that page in the Haynes manual was proper scary
iirc there were 16 bolts to tighten to a certain setting in a particular sequence, then you had to tighten them a further quarter turn precisely in another sequence, or something like that, it was definitely two different stages. Immense potential for fuckup.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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Somebody designed that engine and the procedure for it.
Once they were done they stood back and thought "yeah, that's reasonable, can't see any end user fucking that up".
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:15,
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Far be it from me to criticise French manufacturing.
Four years of neglect would be understandable, though. Was it owned by somebody that hardly drove it? They need some oil around them to stop them drying out.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:37,
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Yeah, that's exactly what it was I think
One lady owner, and only did about 18K in four years.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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Far be it for me to question you on matters relating to cars.
But it was more likely to have been manufactured in Coventry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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Haha, fair point.
God knows, Coventry is *right* up there in manufacturing quality.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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I've seen some of these people out in the city centre on a Saturday night.
Quality does not seem to be a primary concern.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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It's that cunt Captain Placid isn't it
Even before I knew him he was trying to be a cunt to me.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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I know, my ex used to run one.
It's the biggest problem with them. But I'm buying new and the fuckers have a 7 year warranty so I don't intend to still own it once I need to pay for parts. Ditto Hyundai, same parts issue.
My problem with the Qashqai is that it's skullfucking expensive for something no bigger than a focus with almost no kit on it, almost none of them are 4WD, and almost literally every cunt out there has one.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:34,
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With a warranty like that you're laughing.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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yeah, what's even more scary
is if you buy an approved used one they put the same 7 year warranty on it from the date you buy it. That's some fucking faith in their manufacturing.
There is a fair bit of small print mind you, but it's pretty easy to make sure you stick to it if you are at least a little bit careful.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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Do they still have the Merc. 2.9l engine in them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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which one? The Kia has its own unit I think
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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The MPV Kia Sedona (I think it's called)
Used to use the Merc 2.9l Plant
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:39,
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yeah, my dad's got that one as WAV for my mum.
Seems OK. Fucking terrible fuel consumption though and a rancid auto box, but then it wasn't built for driving fun.
The new Kias have their own engine or a joint Kia/Hyundai job I think.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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Me too!
Although I may not as Al has scared me.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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I would buy a car, but don't move to London.
Live outside and commute in. Or, move to London but don't buy the car and put the money you would have spent into a savings account.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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Or "rent" as it is known
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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I'll probably be doing the latter.
But I'll be all :( about it because shiny.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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Will this be a long, drawn-out, protracted debate online, resulting in deeply held resentment for years to come?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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Yes. It will involve copyright infringment.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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I torrented my Focus
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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I lack the necessary economic literacy to understand that the entertainment industry is struggling during a recession
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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Monty has a mate that knows all the ins and outs of it, I believe.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:51,
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We need another long running argument.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:56,
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You have something against Mo Farah?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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Bloody immigrants coming over here and winning medals for us.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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Indisputably.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:57,
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I'm planning on fucking your mum, Jason.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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If you saw her you wouldn't be
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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This is odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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You had the same plan?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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Of course
Once his Dad has been reamed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:44,
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I will be up the other hole at the time.
Winders and I, being a pair of professionals, will merely nod, then studiously ignore each other whilst trying not to slap balls.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:44,
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A high five across the back is always classy
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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click
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:49,
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oranges at half time
for when you change ends?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:58,
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Only for Tory MPs and rock stars
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:02,
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I'm telling your dog
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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I adore a Kia-Ora
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:54,
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it's too orangey for cows.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:01,
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Rowf-r-r-rowf,r-rowf-rowf-rowf...
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:04,
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I am disappointed by the lack of sportscow's response to this
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:06,
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Bad timing
It's Pironi time
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:11,
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Not today
Was stuck in a meeting with my bosses boss about them potentially employing a lad who made my step-daughter's life hell at school
:o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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Hello Captian Placid
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:32,
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It's earily reminiscent.
He should rape him and then laugh.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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And then force him to hang himself
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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that was his first mistake.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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Needless to say
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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'tis not!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:32,
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I'd like to manage my own store/staff. Get a good job and move.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:09,
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I'd like you to get a good job and come and visit us.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:12,
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if I can save the money, its likely to happen
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:37,
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Wooo!
You can stay on my sofabed for a night if you like.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:41,
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I might have a spare room by then
and am less likely to wank into K's hair while she sleeps.
*Less* likely.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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oh gawd
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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That doesn't sound like a definite "No" then.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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I've met him K, he's lying.
You don't want to stay with him without taking a shower cap.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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He wanked into my hair when I met him
And I wasn't even asleep.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:08,
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Now I think about it
So did you, Al.
Is my hair very sexy or something?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:10,
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You do have a sexy head of hair, it's true.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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newsflash
I wont be staying with anyone because I sleep naked. So unless you want to see that hot mess im staying in a hotel
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:09,
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Some people in England have seperate rooms for different people to sleep in. We don't all live in Victorian work house dorms
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PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:10,
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some people also sleep naked in their own homes
but have special sleeping clothes for when they stay with other people.
it saves on hotel prices.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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I sleep in a tshirt, but with my goolies out.
It's a compromise that seems to work for everyone.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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I'm the opposite, I don't like getting a sweaty ballsack
so I'll sleep topless, but I need my shorts.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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i dont see the point
Its rare that I can sleep at all when staying elsewhere, let alone adding uncomfortable clothing to the matter
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:16,
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Are you scared of the unfamiliar surroundings?
Or do you just get too excited?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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I just dont sleep well
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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Have you tried a hot mily drink before bedtime?
Or having someone put their had on your chest and shushing you?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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the point is that a pair of pyjamas cost £10-20
and a hotel room costs more than that.
but hey if your nudity is worth that much to you, who am I to point out basic economics.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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it has less to do with wanting to be naked and more to do with being comfortable
And its nothing I havent tried before, ive always
woken in the middle of the night and kicked off my clothes, besides why would I wish to travel across the ocean to sleep at someone elses house when I dont even do that here
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:23,
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I was just trying to be nice.
It's okay if you don't want to stay, I'm not offended. Just ignore mental Wilf here.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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hey! I was trying to be nice too
no pleasing some people.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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no you weren't
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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I bloody was
you're the one with no money who wants to waste it all on hotels rather than let Al jizz in your hair.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:32,
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who the fuck said I have no money?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:34,
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you did.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:37,
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no I didnt
Theres a difference between saving money for a trip and not having savings or money full stop
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:42,
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i genuinely appreciate the gesture
Im just weird and would rather sleep in a hotel by myself
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:28,
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No worries.
We'll all take you out for a Tayyabs when you come over.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:33,
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i thought you all lived in mansions,with butlers and morning rooms, whatever they are
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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We are, but our guests sleep in the guest wing.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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Or Kent, as the local people call it.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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I've got to be honest here
if a girl wants to come and sleep naked in my front room, then as long as she's happy, I'm happy.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:15,
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And when she catches you sniffing the sofa cushions the next morning
you can say you were just looking for change.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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ha lu
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:23,
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Going to Brighton mid-february
for valentines day and a tatoo convention. no plans beyond that.
oh, except for a cousin's husband's birthday in Chingford in 2 weeks.
all fucking glamour here.
Alt: what happened to alts? They're useful when the main Q is gash
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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I didn't mean it about your mum.
This year is buying a horse, probably finish the car and start a new project, maybe an old MG, or a BMW. Carry on thinking about getting out of the pub trade, but not doing anything about it. Just gotta wait and see what Ladypigs career is doing, and where she wants to go.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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Why don't you buy an old horse and do that up instead?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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I'd like a 6 series.
The 3.0 CSLs that came before are gorgeous, but so, so expensive.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:51,
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635 csi is what i want,
But I imagine all the money will go on the horse, so I'll end up with a 70's Volvo 144.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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Can't get you, the missus
two kids and luggage in a horse. I'd suggest Mrs Pig's priorities are all wrong. I bet she's saying stuff like "but you've already got an old car!"
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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If you think an old car is a money pit, wait till you get a horse
If you don't have your own stable it's about £90ish a week to use someone else's plus farrier's bills, and if it gets ill...make sure it's insured!
Our friend's comment "I need to find a way of converting horseshit into money, instead of the other way round!"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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Although you can't put a car on the barbecue.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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You can cheval shit though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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not having kids.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:15,
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Well, you know, stolen kids.
Or friends' kids. Plus Dobbin won't have a hope of keeping up with modern motorway traffic.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:16,
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On the other hand
in London it would be considerably faster, and no congestion charge to pay.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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she loves the old cars,
she sits in the garage with me reading while I work. but she misses riding, don't want to go in to much detail with the Rory around, but it's good for her to be back on a horse, and I'd be just as happy working on a scrappy old bl lump as I would on a full classic bmw really, so I let her have her thing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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All I'm saying is that maybe you want to sit her down and say
"look, love, don't you worry about the transport. It's all oily nastiness and scary animals. You leave that to me. You just look after the house, eh?"
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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They're my mate in the trade's favourite
shark nose 635i with M-sport trim or M635Csi. He did have a couple but only has 1 now I think. Bloody quick and a handful on wet roundabouts...
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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I like all those shark nose BMs.
Nearly bought a 5 a while ago. Wish I had.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:05,
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Yeah, that won't get nicked in Hammersmith.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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Probably Ealing way, now.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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I knew a young lady from Ealing.
She had a peculiar feeling.
She laid on her back.
Opened her crack.
And pissed all over the ceiling.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:33,
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buying fucking
finish fucking
MG fucking
pub fucking
career carer
doing fucking
go fuck
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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I like this
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Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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I went to Needoo's with Monty and Stunned last night
as a result I'm hungover and some rough beast is slouching through my colon, waiting to be born.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:22,
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You ate Monty??
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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+out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:32,
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He has birded out and callled in sick today.
The wee marn cancelled lunch too.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:34,
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What a fucking lightweight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:35,
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Cunts. The lot of them, Sporters.
On the upside I have spent my time productively and booked an Easter holiday.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:36,
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I've had to fuck off my liquid lunch as I need to go to the bank
Sad, sad times
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:39,
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WTF is the world coming to.
I had a massive burrito too.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:45,
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Some people just can't hack the pace of lunch with Stunned.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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He is the Adam Richman of /OT
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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*polite applause*
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Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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*click*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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*fucking golf claps*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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Seems a long way off.
Even the way the article is written is very 'Tomorrows World'.
Stuff like this makes me question the fact we were ever on the moon
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:39,
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I liked one of the comments on The Register about this
"Are they expecting to collect rings and chaos emeralds?"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:53,
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