all i know is that one of my fish is missing and either one of them no good fuckers have et him or his fishy carcass is lying in the rocks somewhere i cant see
im hoping the cunts hiding
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 13:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

How do fish count as pets? What's the point in 'em?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 13:31, Reply)

what's the point in you?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 13:41, Reply)

this ^

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I make a mean pasta-salad.
Whereas fish are gormless fucks, that you can't even pet. But pet a real pet (e.g. a dog or a hamster), and when you ruffle their hair, you'll feel the endorphins surge.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Did you check Roota's case when she was leaving?
I wouldn't put it past her to nick one for a snack on the train.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)

has that woman no sole!
I think this whole board has haddock with her and her carping on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)

*ignore 2.0s*
You feeling better now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:27, Reply)

nope, still ill
just less like I'm dying, now.Polonium poisoning is pretty nasty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:33, Reply)