I could get burgled and knifed next weekend and it would still be better than this one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:22, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*sharpens knives*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:23, Reply)

*puts on burglaring pants*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:24, Reply)

+ turd-

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I have permission to attend Hawkwind,
are there still tickets?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I fucking hope so.
Lusty is now going to be away so it's just blokes now. Do you want the use of my sofabed?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Shameless innuendo here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I am NOTHING like the bloke from Shameless.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:27, Reply)

lol
well you're not Northern...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

It's a start.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I thought he was born in Nottingham?
That's north from where I'm sitting.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:29, Reply)

This is new news

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:31, Reply)

That Nottingham is north of Coventry?
Or that Monty is secretly a northerner?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

actually both
I've never really known or cared where those midland towns are
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I was gone from there within a matter of months, thank fuck.
Mind you, we then moved to Lincoln: after that came Windsor and Cheltenham which were a little more like it, before settling on Winchester. All before I was 7.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I'm like the littlest hobo*, me.




*SOUNDS LIKE A CUE FOR A MEGA-LOL STRIKETHROUGH!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Maybe tomorrow.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

*just keeps movin' on*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

littl bigg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

*shakes head*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Manchester, according to wikipedia

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Monty has got a wikipedia page?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Threlfall
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:51, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:55, Reply)

probably,
I'll look at train times etc in a minute. When I can be bothered.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I'll get you a ticket 'online'* in the next day or two.

*that's 'hip speak' for 'on the internet'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Essential listening, if you want to understand Monty:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:42, Reply)