Morning Boycey
In local news, the river near my house is now back in the river, mostly. In fact, there is about the right amount of groundwater left, with a good freeze, I'll be out ice skating on the common.

how are you today? Any riveting local news?

alt: I imagine local boy has a large face.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:11, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thank God you're here.
This lot are fucking dreadful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)

mention try talking about crisps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)

i got distracted ALRIGHT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)

The Hives' less well knownzzzzzzz..

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I'd like to know what you were going for here.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)

try talking about crisps
or

mention crisps.

I took a call half way through writing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)

i heard you can show a movie on his forehead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Alt: so do I. Large, and with rivulets of sweat coursing down it, running down his arms and collecting in massive pools in his palms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:14, Reply)

his massive palms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Massive, simian palms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:15, Reply)

the rest of him is normal sized, he just has a massive face and hands
he's like a downs-anti-flid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)

His forehead looks like a family-sized crusty bloomer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Soaked in sweat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)

It's just his palms that are massive.
His fingers are normal-sized.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)

office lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)

And a jutting, Neanderthal jaw.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:17, Reply)

And weird rugby ears.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:18, Reply)

And his eyes are just slightly too far apart.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:19, Reply)

You can never tell which one is looking at you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)

neither

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)

One eye on the chimney, the other on the fire.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I heard his back looks like someone flicked "salad cream" onto a massive slab of spam

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)

do you mean cauliflower ears?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Have you ever seen people from Rugby?
They have weird ears.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Last time I went to Rugby I got concussion, so I may not remember

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:22, Reply)

That was probably because of the ears.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:23, Reply)

that was the conclusion I came to, when i came to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:28, Reply)

one single blackened craggy tooth. smells a bit like sweet white wine.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I reckon he has one leg markedly shorter than the other and has to wear a built-up shoe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:24, Reply)

at school the bullies would chase him and laugh as he could only run in circles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:26, Reply)

his whispy hair and high pitched voice meant he was often referred to as "the goblin king"
to his face, but he kinda liked being king.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:34, Reply)

genuine officelols at all these
I didn't realise my ancestors were from Norfolk
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:27, Reply)

How's your penis poncho today?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Is that another word for(e)skin?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)