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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning sporters
I saw a fat man on telly last night who had lost 20-odd stone and now has loads of loose skin including a sort of penis poncho. It was revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:33, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
silly nakers
that shiny silver thing is a mirror, not a tv.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I keep it next to my cuttlefish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)
hahaha!
Apey wanna cracker?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
So your "oak flooring" is in fact sandpaper?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:44, Reply)
clickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:45, Reply)
It was Lokesy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:37, Reply)
you should get his number for cavy,
she can pretend he's some sort of sexy skin beast, only defeated by her magical vagina.

edit: yeah, I wish I hadn't typed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:38, Reply)
he had several kilos of skin lopped off
still looked like shit though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)
dude
what the actual fuck?!

ha.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
I dunno swipey,
but it felt wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)
i clicked it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
oh man.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Genuinely this is the wrongest thing I've ever read.
And remember I was here when Goatworrier was.

Still bent double laughing right now, though. Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
I miss goatworrier.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
wronger than fisting a shit-soaked vole, he was.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Do you have to check the flaps are down before attempting a landing?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)
?
and also

?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Too obscure maybe
flaps of skin?

nah maybe not.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I more meant why did it relate specifically to my post?
or are you trying the leftfield "just throw the post in randomly" approach?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Yes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)
textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Why the shuddering fuck do people go on Embarrassing Bodies?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Yeah Lokesy - why?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:42, Reply)
free surgery i guess?
Check with Bobby, i heard he applied to have a breast reduction
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Why the shuddering fuck to people watch it?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
click for penis poncho

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I'm clicking like mad but still no penis poncho.
I think I must be doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Try clicking your bell end instead

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:47, Reply)

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