Take Nakers. Times him by a thousand.
Scatter him liberally throughout the country and add a variety of impenetrable regional accents. Give him multiple programmes and platforms.

That's my job.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

And mine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

And mine :(

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Not mine :D

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

or mine :D

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:53, Reply)

just fix it and shut up nerd

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Half the time it's not even fucking broken. They're just too stupid to know how to do their own jobs.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Why do they need to know how to do their own jobs if they can just call you up to get it done?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:50, Reply)

This does seem to be the prevailing attitude, yes.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:51, Reply)

you are basically are moaning about doing your job
if everyone could fix things themselves you'd be out on your massive rugby ear
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Nobody will ever be able to fix things for themselves.
Fixing things isn't the problem. It's the people who're too lazy to Google how to put their out of office on that're the problem.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Even I can do that
The Baby Jesus will be out of the office on annual leave until after Easter with limited access to phone and email. If your request is urgent please email [email protected] or I will reply to you on my return
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I had an out of office reply from a friend who is an author, which basically said:
I will not be reading any emails in 2013. You can write me a letter, or if it is related to work contact my publisher.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)

i like it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)