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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's in a name?
We've had this one before but Madge Vadge has reminded me, if you were going joining B3ta as a new person today, would you choose the name you have now, or another one, and if so, which?

I think I would go for 'Queef Richards'.

alt: what's for supper?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:06, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'd stick with my current one, I think.
Alt: Marmite on toast for tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)
My dear boy that isn't a meal.
Diet, poverty or whatever - that's not enough to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I dunno he is pretty fat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I'm only being polite.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)
1st time for everything I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)
It really doesn't suit me, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
You did say 'supper'
Isn't that generally a light snack?

Dinner is going to be something else, possibly a vegetable omelette.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I would only call an evening meal dinner if I had guests, or had gone out for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)
These yokels have no idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Common Northeners like me call it tea.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:04, Reply)
I'd choose PsychoChomp, but some cunt has already taken it.
Alt: I don't know what's for dinner, I'll have to pick something up on the way home, suggestions welcome.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I suggest you pick something up on the way home.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
fish taco

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Lead singer always gets the chicks

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Bangers and mash.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)
A night in with the Mrs watching 1970's military based comedy?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:13, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)
no one else will.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)
well they are fools, DAMNED FOOLS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
this is a good post

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
you are removed from the collection of damned fools

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Had that on Sunday, I think I'll see if there's any chickens/joints available and roast it for sammiches.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:13, Reply)
We did a roast chicken piri piri style using Lorraine Pascal's recipe on Sunday.
It was fucking nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)
I also just think I found out fake psychochomps mobile number.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Yeah?
Totach style.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Yeah, I want my username back by the end of the week or I'll send him cock pics.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Probably the baby Jesus
alt: soy fried noodles with prawns
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
do two second class stamps count as one 1st class stamp?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
More than.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)
DAMMIT
I have some 1st class stamps as well
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:12, Reply)
I've changed my name on here a number of times
so if I joined today I'd probably just come up with something else shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:13, Reply)
you should change your name to "something else shit"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:14, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:14, Reply)
or...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:14, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Madge Vadge

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)
are you saying her queefs sound like she smokes 40 fags a day and is married to Harold?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:16, Reply)
I'm saying precisely this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)
can one smoke cigarettes via one's vagina?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)
yes, yes you can
I have seen the evidence, i wish i hadn't. but i have
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Don't pretend you don't know damn well you can.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Depends how many ping-pong balls you have up there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
a bushel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Is that a collective name for ping-pong balls?
Or the group term for anything you can cram into a fanny?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Yeah Cavy how many HAVE you got up there?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Whole ones?
I've not counted. I think some have dissolved, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
I wanna know what happened to the paddles

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
no you don't

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Camel toe Lights.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Fish fingers
Alt: fish fingers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Christ, I don't fucking know. Rene Escargot, or something.
That's a shit name. You're shit. You're all shit. I hate you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)
is there something the matter Krones?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Yes, haven't you been paying attention?
"You're shit. You're all shit. I hate you all"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)
aww
*there there*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Are you on you're période?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
He's got Crohn's

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Macintosh coats are really expensive

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Get a Windows coat instead then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)
WTN

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
I fear you might be right.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)
I have an embarrassing confession to make
I... don't know what WTN stands for. THERE I'VE SAID IT *cries*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Worse Than Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)
"Worse Than Nakers"
Meaning you've managed to be worse than the worst thing ever to appear on the internet. An obvious physical impossibility, it's an example of an hyperbolic insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:27, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1824702
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
it has constant negative curvature?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
*that picture of Picard face-palming*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)
I've crocheted a hyperbolic plane

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)
This a hyper-bollocks post.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Oh, like "You mum is so fat her gynaecologist has to be a mountaineer"?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)
After a few years on b3ta I'd choose a clever self-referential name that's just so meta
Like Quinton O.T. Weak
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)
I like mine.
It has real depth of meaning in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
You're a flatulent policeman?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)
explain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)
NA's most used word

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Monty knows.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I sure do and I ain't tellin'.
It's a moving story of one man's struggle and eventual triumph over adversity - with a few laughs thrown in along the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)
*nods sagely*
HW tickets tonight I think. GET READY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)
what date is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Sun 27th.
The show I saw last year in Aylesbury was the best they've been in 20 years.

Disclaimer: I was fucking fried on mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:41, Reply)
I might also go for 'Paul Mycock'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Yeah, and I'd have 'Phil McCracken'

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Ben Doun and Phil McCreviss

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
The first honestly-named WWE tag team

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Has everyone suddenly fucked off?
Post mean nastiness here if not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)
CUNT!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)
He's BACK
*ducks, covers, wanks*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Been busy
Just been reading through the afternoon's threads, with much lol.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Have you been busy crying at the nasty men?
There's no shame in it. That was basically my first year-and-a-half on b3ta. Welcome to the club.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Only with laughter
Plus if you can't take it you shouldn't give it, as you know...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Do you mean cock?
I hope you mean cock.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)
*touches nose and points*
*awaits strikethrough*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:46, Reply)
You asked for this
touches blows

YEAH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:48, Reply)
OH ZING

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
I'm sponsored by KFC

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:51, Reply)
*golf clap*
oh well played sir
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)
You know where you are?
In your place, that's where. I know this because I put you there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)
*sits*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:04, Reply)
You're such a bread-head, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Crumbs, DM!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Yay!
Let's have a big hand for....oh soz m8.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:39, Reply)
spunky backpack

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I'm writing a report which has the title "Defer to Provider" I keep spelling it deffer, because I'm an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:38, Reply)
You could use spellcheck
or a working brain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)
I am, I'm sick of the stupid red underline prick cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Cunt it in the fuck
Frankly, if you can manage that you should be on TV
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:44, Reply)
YOU FAHKIN WANKBUCKET.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Are you calling me a raghead?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:41, Reply)
I might change It to Jizz Akabusi

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)
That would be funny if you hadn't taken 41 minutes to think of it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
No it wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)
God Monty can't you just be nice to Nakers ONCE, JUST ONCE?!?!
No? Fair play.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Nah soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)
You'll get your reward for this behaviour in the afterlife
72 virgins. All under the age of 6 months. All hungry, all the time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:58, Reply)
They send him to Ethiopia?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Well, Monty.
I am enjoying this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)
I am not surprised to hear this.
It's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:57, Reply)
I'm this username on a few things.
Easy to remember aint it.
If I picked something personal to me you wouldn't get it.

No internet stalking mind!!

*Hides*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:01, Reply)
You silly sod

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Ha! Im pretty boring.
Nothing incriminaing to be found
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:15, Reply)
If I we're to join B3ta today
I wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:40, Reply)

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