What has wheels and flies but isn't an aeroplane?
A DUSTBIN TRUCK HA H AHAHA A
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:04, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What has four legs and flies?


A DEAD HORSE LOLOLOLOLOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)

b3tan a dead horse hahahahahaha

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)

haha, yeah


I don't get it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)

beating a dead horse is another term for a joke
in hindsight i don't get it either
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I've heard of flogging a dead horse but that doesn't work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I think i'm slightly delirious and I don't quite know what I'm doing here

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Oh :o(
My thoughts are with you at this difficult time /ac
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Or a helicopter.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Microlite

( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

have you ever seen a helicopter with wheels?
I thought they had runners, or skis, on the bottom
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

i googled helicopters and found one with wheels on the first page :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Sad times

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Loads of them have wheels.
Most of them, in fact.

Soz.

Gliders.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)

er, yeah, lots.
most of them in fact. at least the big ones.

I'm sorry Lampers, your joke was top notch, I'm just having a hard day.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)

it was a terrible joke but I hope your day gets better

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)

thank you kindly.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Autogyros have wheels too

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:11, Reply)

i have no idea what one of those is
i know a gyro is a greek meat wrap thing so i'll imagine one of those with a rotor and wheels.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:13, Reply)

You know Bond films? You know that Little Nellie that Sean Connery flies in that one with teh secret rocket base in Japan?
Autogyro.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

You can fuck off back to sangatt and all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

You Only Live Twice

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Little Nellie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Nah it's just cold.

And I've been under a lot of pressure at work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Which is why you're constantly in a bad mood
but what about your tiny cock?
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)

It looks like a new-born dormouse sleeping in a hairy nest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)

sleep drown
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)

With two massive, hideous growths.

( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Monty and Stunned?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Bee in a wheelchair

( Theoban What of it, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

SO.....
1. Gliders
2. Helicopters
3. Microlites
4. A bee in a wheelchair
5. Autogyros

And dustbin van. They're not even called trucks in this country. Jesus Christ Lampers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I'll be honest, I like Lampers. I think she's quite funny.
But this isn't one of her best.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I love Lamps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Did you..i mean I think you did..but, did you just quote from a "film"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:18, Reply)

He is really into film.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)